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Strangest thing you've ever witnessed at the match?

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SAFCftm1986

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A few weeks back at the Chelsea game the bogs were busy just before kick off. People were patiently waiting in a queue for their turn. However, I glance round to see a guy whip out his schlong and proceed to christen the sink…

What's the strangest/sickest thing you've seen at the match?

EDIT: awaiting 'a win' as a response…
 

Down at Turf Moor for Burnley away (the 2-2 in the Roy Keane Era), the bloke in the row in front of us was smashed and pissed all owa the fella in front. I dinnar how the fella didn't paste him all owa.

The bloke was adamant he hadn't done it anarl!
 
Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a spider can,
can he collect a wayward ball
Course he can
cos he's a spiderman
 
Bloke running onto centre circle v Villa at Roker Park & pulled his jeans down & pretended to do a shit in the direction of the directors box!
 
MackemPunk said:
Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a spider can,
can he collect a wayward ball
Course he can
cos he's a spiderman
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unless they have superheroes posted at the bottom of every exit for the next 100 years i can't see this ever being beaten.:lol:

absolutely un-f**king-real.:lol:
 
Not at the match but on the way back from one on a train, a poster on here was talking to me whilst standing and a lass stood next to us said I think you've stood in some shit, he proceeded to take his leg off to smell his trainer, she was nearly sick
 
The team lining up while the band played the national anthums ,ref blew for kick off player passed the ball forward ref calls time cos the other team failed to turn up. could only happen at a Scotland game v Estonia in Tallin.Game was eventually played in Monaco 6 months later.
 
Deggsy said:
Not at the match but on the way back from one on a train, a poster on here was talking to me whilst standing and a lass stood next to us said I think you've stood in some shit, he proceeded to take his leg off to smell his trainer, she was nearly sick
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:lol: classic, almost wet mesel laughing man, give over! :lol:
 
A few years ago at the old Britannia pre match this lad has just struggled to get back to the crush barrier without spilling any of the four pints he was carrying. Sunderland player warming up takes a shot its tipped onto the top of the bar by the keeper it then hits the top of the fence and crashes into the 4 pints covering both the lad and his mate.

Deggsy said:
Not at the match but on the way back from one on a train, a poster on here was talking to me whilst standing and a lass stood next to us said I think you've stood in some shit, he proceeded to take his leg off to smell his trainer, she was nearly sick
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Wouldn't be Si73 would it?

SAFCftm1986 said:
A few weeks back at the Chelsea game the bogs were busy just before kick off. People were patiently waiting in a queue for their turn. However, I glance round to see a guy whip out his schlong and proceed to christen the sink…

What's the strangest/sickest thing you've seen at the match?

EDIT: awaiting 'a win' as a response…
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Nearly forgot about the lad escaping from Police custody at Wimbledon.
 
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