why can't you call the mags, 'the toon'?

[Scotsmackem]

Because it's spelt town, this so called town is a city and it's embarrassing as fuck to the north east as a whole

 

[lurker]

At last, the voice of reason! Why people get so wound up about this parochial shit I will never understand.

I find it funny

 

[busterish]

At last, the voice of reason! Why people get so wound up about this parochial shit a divvent undastand.

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