It was supercharged. 200bhp!“Well done, honey!” and “You are so right!” tends to be the most annoying things a woman says. They never mean it!
I’d kill for one of those.
Stupid things women say
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Striker
Good job I'm an intellectually competent talking champ, my head is not full of fake tan and cuddly toys......
MackneyHackem
Striker
Neither has he, don't worry.
Cheese n Ipa
Central Defender
Me and the wife had a few friends round gassing on and drinks. One lass is a radiologist and we got on talking about strange items that had been eaten, gone up jacksies etc. Me wife asks if she had ever seen a broken dick. We all just looked at her until she said "You know, coz its a boner, so has one ever snapped and they've had an xray".
Doesn't seem too daft, plenty of xray images of broken penis' on google, ok it's not a "bone" but it's xrayable.
Kent_Mackem
Striker
This thread could go on as long as the Russian Invasion thread and it still won't have any things said by a woman that are as stupid as:
"Let's invade a sovereign country" - Vladimir 'pathetic little man' Putin 2022
"Let's wipe out all of the Jewish people" - Adolph Hitler 1941
"Yo Blair, you will also declare war on Iraq next week" - George W Bush 2003
"Had it not been for the face that we came out of the European Medicines Agency and the MHRA was now totally free to decide how fast to approve a vaccine, we wouldn't have been able to do that vaccine rollout so fast... Brexit helped save lives" - Boris Johnson 2023
I could provide hundreds of examples but I have other stuff to do....
"Let's invade a sovereign country" - Vladimir 'pathetic little man' Putin 2022
"Let's wipe out all of the Jewish people" - Adolph Hitler 1941
"Yo Blair, you will also declare war on Iraq next week" - George W Bush 2003
"Had it not been for the face that we came out of the European Medicines Agency and the MHRA was now totally free to decide how fast to approve a vaccine, we wouldn't have been able to do that vaccine rollout so fast... Brexit helped save lives" - Boris Johnson 2023
I could provide hundreds of examples but I have other stuff to do....
Big Jeff
Winger
Are you sure they are actual quotes mate?
I don’t want you getting stabbed in the leg with an umbrella.
Cheese n Ipa
Central Defender
She meant it as in snapped bone. Truly believed there was a bone in a penis. Probably retracts
MackneyHackem
Striker
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