Stupid things women say

[Goat Eyes]

I’ve had an MX5 and it was superb. Great to drive, pin sharp handling and just the right amount of power, never scary just usable.

My mates got a supercar and it’s useless. It’s too big and too powerful, he is terrified of it.

Pics?

 

[Amnorrageordie]

Still trying to figure out where the Firth of Fifth is.

It's here.

 

[oROSSo]

I don’t know how you’re all fitting in MX5’s. I was wanting to buy 5 shit ones and give them to mates to fly about in for a laugh. Neighbour has one so I asked to sit in it and my chin was over the windscreen

 

[Pnematic1]

My wife asked “ does this dress make my bum look big ?”

“ no luv - it’s all those f***ing chips you eat that makes your bum look big “

 

[Old Prestonian]

I don’t know how you’re all fitting in MX5’s. I was wanting to buy 5 shit ones and give them to mates to fly about in for a laugh. Neighbour has one so I asked to sit in it and my chin was over the windscreen

Yes but that’s you Hightower.

 

[Big Jeff]

Pics?

Sold it years ago mate. It was a red softop 2.0 ltr leather interior mk3

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

The simple question for me is: as a woman (I didn’t say stupid ) are you offended by this thread? I would imagine stupid women may be offended by it but the vast majority of women who aren’t shouldn’t be.

I'm not offended at all, beacause I agree, most women are stupid. And petty and annoying. Terrible drivers and terrible senses of humour.

Men are the superior sex and infinitely preferable.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I'm not offended at all, beacause I agree, most women are stupid. And petty and annoying. Terrible drivers and terrible senses of humour.

Men are the superior sex and infinitely preferable.

Kev is a right fanny though so evens it out.

 

[Unbalanced Views]

Sold it years ago mate. It was a red softop 2.0 ltr leather interior mk3

I found mk3s too ‘got at’ - too much added that made driving them the same as a Corsa to some extent. I far prefer the mk1s which are a test for the unwary.

 

[Kevj]

I'm not offended at all, beacause I agree, most women are stupid. And petty and annoying. Terrible drivers and terrible senses of humour.

Men are the superior sex and infinitely preferable.

Well, that’s me well and truly put in my place

Kev is a right fanny though so evens it out.

Fannyist

 

[monkeytassle]

Pics?

Not a chance

 

[humbug]

Very short lived, stacked it straight away, never got to indicators but did have my eyes shut for most of it

sorry but is this you?

also, fwiw the indicators self cancel on my bike and mrs humbug has an mx5

 

[cornish mackem]

I’ve got a mate who comes out with this stuff regularly.
“What kind of dogs do they use fox hunting? “Fox hounds , Chris, fox hounds” was one of my favourites.
He’s really clever, great lad but by crikey , he’s a bit special at times

 

[ned_werby]

Not really... if I may point out that every other thread being full of stupid men is not thus titled.

The fact that stupid men then start a dedicated thread on stupid women is in no way creating parity.

Well done though, you may have become the biggest stupid on this thread.

Except it's not a thread titled 'stupid women', it's titled 'stupid things women say', which is as clear a differentiation as you can get.

Still trying to figure out where the Firth of Fifth is.

A Genesis track

 

[PrisonBroken]

sorry but is this you?

also, fwiw the indicators self cancel on my bike and mrs humbug has an mx5

Other than the fact I never claimed to have ridden one almost exactly.
Managed the straight but ok. Needed a corner panicked end up in a hedge

 

[monkeytassle]

sorry but is this you?

also, fwiw the indicators self cancel on my bike and mrs humbug has an mx5

What do you ride

 

[humbug]

What do you ride

a newish harley, an old harley and an old triumph. the old ones don't have indicators and i use hand signals.
all harleys for a long time have self cancelling indicators.

 

[monkeytassle]

a newish harley, an old harley and an old triumph. the old ones don't have indicators and i use hand signals.
all harleys for a long time have self cancelling indicators.

Never say on a harley. Would love to ride one in a t shirt and no lid

 

[humbug]

Never say on a harley. Would love to ride one in a t shirt and no lid

go for it. i once got stopped in the middle of nowhere in spain for riding without a helmet. got off with it as i think they couldn't be arsed with the paperwork. had to eat a canny bit of humble pie mind

 

[Big Jeff]

Never say on a harley. Would love to ride one in a t shirt and no lid

I had a Harley. I don’t like them. I went from a 1000cc Japanese sports bike to a Harley and it was an unpleasant experience.

1. Riding a naked bike is horrible after being behind a bubble for years.

2. On open face lid is horrible after a lifetime of full face Arai’s.

3. They don’t stop very well.

4. They don’t corner very well.

5. They are not that fast.

6. They do sound great. I had slash cut Screaming Eagles on mine and a stage 3 dynojet kit.

I sold it after 9 months and lost 3 grand.

@yamar1 - any experience of “American iron”?