pillars of hercules
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She's watching I'm a celebrity on demand and Harry Rednap is telling his stories. The young lad says he's getting a history lesson. My lass says he's not he's just talking about the past 
Stupid things women say
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MackneyHackem
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Watching some video of a little Scottish lad on the telly or YouTube or something with a friend of mine.
Her: “Aw he’s so cute...but how has he managed to learn to speak like that, he’s only 4?”
Me: “Speak like what?”
Her: “In that accent...”
Me: “Why he’s Scottish isn’t he?...”
Her: “I know but he’s only 4.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “How come he can speak like that when he’s only 4? He sounds like an adult who’s lived in Scotland all his life...”
Me: “He has lived in Scotland all his life. It comes naturally to him, he’s not putting on an accent. He’s Scottish he’s learned to speak around Scottish people and he lives in Scotland.”
Her: “Well I think it’s impressive.”
Her: “Aw he’s so cute...but how has he managed to learn to speak like that, he’s only 4?”
Me: “Speak like what?”
Her: “In that accent...”
Me: “Why he’s Scottish isn’t he?...”
Her: “I know but he’s only 4.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “How come he can speak like that when he’s only 4? He sounds like an adult who’s lived in Scotland all his life...”
Me: “He has lived in Scotland all his life. It comes naturally to him, he’s not putting on an accent. He’s Scottish he’s learned to speak around Scottish people and he lives in Scotland.”
Her: “Well I think it’s impressive.”
pillars of hercules
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Tried to put in on another thread but it had been closed. One of the threads should be a sticky because they really are the comedy gift that keeps on giving
Thewper1
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Driving back from Liverpool in the pissing rain when the kids were a lot younger and they were getting restless in the back.
We were coming up to a motorway bridge and I said “girls did you know your dad can do magic? I’m going to make the rain stop in 3......2.....1”
Obviously it stopped for that second or two we passed under it. They were amazed and asked me to do it again but I said I needed to recharge my magic powers.
Next bridge coming up so said “right, are you ready....3....2....1”
More amazement at their dad the magician.
The Mrs then whispers “seriously....how did you do that?!!”
f***ing hell man woman
We were coming up to a motorway bridge and I said “girls did you know your dad can do magic? I’m going to make the rain stop in 3......2.....1”
Obviously it stopped for that second or two we passed under it. They were amazed and asked me to do it again but I said I needed to recharge my magic powers.
Next bridge coming up so said “right, are you ready....3....2....1”
More amazement at their dad the magician.
The Mrs then whispers “seriously....how did you do that?!!”
f***ing hell man woman
That’s made up surely??Driving back from Liverpool in the pissing rain when the kids were a lot younger and they were getting restless in the back.
We were coming up to a motorway bridge and I said “girls did you know your dad can do magic? I’m going to make the rain stop in 3......2.....1”
Obviously it stopped for that second or two we passed under it. They were amazed and asked me to do it again but I said I needed to recharge my magic powers.
Next bridge coming up so said “right, are you ready....3....2....1”
More amazement at their dad the magician.
The Mrs then whispers “seriously....how did you do that?!!”
f***ing hell man woman
You can’t stop the rain
Driving back from Liverpool in the pissing rain when the kids were a lot younger and they were getting restless in the back.
We were coming up to a motorway bridge and I said “girls did you know your dad can do magic? I’m going to make the rain stop in 3......2.....1”
Obviously it stopped for that second or two we passed under it. They were amazed and asked me to do it again but I said I needed to recharge my magic powers.
Next bridge coming up so said “right, are you ready....3....2....1”
More amazement at their dad the magician.
The Mrs then whispers “seriously....how did you do that?!!”
f***ing hell man woman
Amnorrageordie
Midfield
Watching some video of a little Scottish lad on the telly or YouTube or something with a friend of mine.
Her: “Aw he’s so cute...but how has he managed to learn to speak like that, he’s only 4?”
Me: “Speak like what?”
Her: “In that accent...”
Me: “Why he’s Scottish isn’t he?...”
Her: “I know but he’s only 4.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “How come he can speak like that when he’s only 4? He sounds like an adult who’s lived in Scotland all his life...”
Me: “He has lived in Scotland all his life. It comes naturally to him, he’s not putting on an accent. He’s Scottish he’s learned to speak around Scottish people and he lives in Scotland.”
Her: “Well I think it’s impressive.”
I’m busy fixing the washing machine this morning and whilst it’s pulled out, I’m changing the pattress at the back of the kitchen unit as it’s cracked.
So I turned the power off at the mains and our lass (no) asked how long it was going to be off for. About twenty minutes I replied.
She then shouted at Alexa for the time.
So I turned the power off at the mains and our lass (no) asked how long it was going to be off for. About twenty minutes I replied.
She then shouted at Alexa for the time.
Deleted User 11453
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Is Alexa your au pair?
The Sinful Dwarf
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I'm going to inuclide my 14 year old daughter in this. Watching the coverage of Armistice day a few weeks back they were showing a number of the portraits of the fallen on the beach. She asked of one: "is that Hitler?"
MackneyHackem
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Cheeky bastards.
joemcdokes
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Watching some video of a little Scottish lad on the telly or YouTube or something with a friend of mine.
Her: “Aw he’s so cute...but how has he managed to learn to speak like that, he’s only 4?”
Me: “Speak like what?”
Her: “In that accent...”
Me: “Why he’s Scottish isn’t he?...”
Her: “I know but he’s only 4.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “How come he can speak like that when he’s only 4? He sounds like an adult who’s lived in Scotland all his life...”
Me: “He has lived in Scotland all his life. It comes naturally to him, he’s not putting on an accent. He’s Scottish he’s learned to speak around Scottish people and he lives in Scotland.”
Her: “Well I think it’s impressive.”
I've met an Italian and a Greek lad on holiday, one whose family ran a hotel the other a taxi driver who spoke perfect English, one had an English mother the other a dad from the Boro.
pillars of hercules
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Naked pics of Alexa or it didn't happen
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FannyByTheGaslight
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Junior Birdman
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Watching some video of a little Scottish lad on the telly or YouTube or something with a friend of mine.
Her: “Aw he’s so cute...but how has he managed to learn to speak like that, he’s only 4?”
Me: “Speak like what?”
Her: “In that accent...”
Me: “Why he’s Scottish isn’t he?...”
Her: “I know but he’s only 4.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “How come he can speak like that when he’s only 4? He sounds like an adult who’s lived in Scotland all his life...”
Me: “He has lived in Scotland all his life. It comes naturally to him, he’s not putting on an accent. He’s Scottish he’s learned to speak around Scottish people and he lives in Scotland.”
Her: “Well I think it’s impressive.”
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Was talking about a bloke I know who is a professor in Divinity.
The mrs replied "One of those blokes that finds water with a stick?"
The mrs replied "One of those blokes that finds water with a stick?"
Better not show her any videos of Chinese four year olds or owt. Mind blown.Watching some video of a little Scottish lad on the telly or YouTube or something with a friend of mine.
Her: “Aw he’s so cute...but how has he managed to learn to speak like that, he’s only 4?”
Me: “Speak like what?”
Her: “In that accent...”
Me: “Why he’s Scottish isn’t he?...”
Her: “I know but he’s only 4.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Her: “How come he can speak like that when he’s only 4? He sounds like an adult who’s lived in Scotland all his life...”
Me: “He has lived in Scotland all his life. It comes naturally to him, he’s not putting on an accent. He’s Scottish he’s learned to speak around Scottish people and he lives in Scotland.”
Her: “Well I think it’s impressive.”
Latka Gravas
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Driving back from Liverpool in the pissing rain when the kids were a lot younger and they were getting restless in the back.
We were coming up to a motorway bridge and I said “girls did you know your dad can do magic? I’m going to make the rain stop in 3......2.....1”
Obviously it stopped for that second
Next bridge coming up so said “right, are you ready....3....2....1”
More amazement at their dad the magician.
The Mrs then whispers “seriously....how did you do that?!!”
f***ing hell man woman
