Porridge....

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Vinyl Score said:
Yes, yes & yes.

My in laws gave me some of that packet flavoured porridge once, it was horrible.

Aldi porridge oats are much cheaper than chips.
I sprinkle sugar on the dry porridge & stir, then add the (semi-skimmed) milk, then microwave, maybe add a blob of strawberry jam. Saying that, I haven't had any this winter as it's been so mild, and am still on the weetbix.

OP having a 'mare like. :p
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Porridge is lush
The OP hasnt a clue what hes banging on about.

Regards Weetabix I have mine with a sprinkle of sugar, a splash of hot water to make them a bit soggy, then pour in the milk.

I'm the only person i know who has them this way, tastes lovely
 


Royston Vasey said:
WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...
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Also the greatest comedy programme ever produced
 
Porridge is trendy? Porrdige is bland? Hot water and not milk?

Mods, delete this abortion of a thread and ban the OP, forthwith!

Royston Vasey said:
Cheeky twat :lol::lol:


It's cos it seems like it's all the daft beardy hipsters that eat it where I work
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Do you happen to work with a lot of daft beardy hipsters?

Fwiw like, everyone I work with eats their breakfast at home.
 
becs said:
£1 for 324g
https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Quaker-Oat-So-Simple-Original-Porridge/112189011?from=search&tags=|105651&param=oats+so+simple&parentContainer=SEARCHoats+so+simple_SHELFVIEW

£1.17 for 1kg
https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-Porridge-Oats/215168011?from=search&tags=|105651&param=porridge&parentContainer=SEARCHporridge_SHELFVIEW

;)
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Cant knock that. Perhaps i've turned into a lazy git over the years :lol: I still find it funny people having it bowls (I do myself now :oops:) When i was a bairn my mam would put it on a plate with a bit cold milk drizzled over it and on the edges to cool it down. Ah happy memories, before i moved onto ready brek, as a mature 12 year old does :lol:
 
Royston Vasey said:
WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...
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reminds me of a Hazey (RIP) rant from back in the day, except his bug bear was yoghurt - lol
 
 
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