Porridge....

[Royston Vasey]

WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...

 

[AFCSR6]

WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...

You have a full English everyday? Jesus, might want to re-think, marra. Maybe have some porridge.

 

[Deleted member 26]

You have a full English everyday? Jesus, might want to re-think, marra. Maybe have some porridge.

This ^^^ you fat knacker. Porridge is tremendous in the winter.

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

Bowl of Alpen currently like.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Porridge done properly is fantastic.

 

[Royston Vasey]

More porridge fascists ffs.

 

[robbied1]

Cant stand the fuckers that make it with water mind

 

[Royston Vasey]

You have a full English everyday? Jesus, might want to re-think, marra. Maybe have some porridge.

Just on Fridays - porridge is gross

 

[Porridge]

WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...

Cos I'm git cool and that

This ^^^ you fat knacker. Porridge is tremendous in the winter.

Tremendous all year round I am mate!!

Porridge done properly is fantastic.

Thanks Harry

Just on Fridays - porridge is gross

Take that back!!

 

[Goat Eyes]

Surely porridge has been around longer than a full English.

 

[Royston Vasey]

Surely porridge has been around longer than a full English.

So has rickets but I don't see that being trendy

 

[Sneech]

I have it at my desk every morning like, make it myself and put agave nectar in.

 

[Goat Eyes]

So has rickets but I don't see that being trendy

Ok then, maybe your mate has a full English every Saturday and Sunday as a treat.

 

[Royston Vasey]

I have it at my desk every morning like, make it myself and put agave nectar in.

Soft get....

 

[AlpineExile]

WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...

I bet it's not really porridge he's eating as I'm guessing he uses rolled oats, the ignorant southern tw@t.

 

[riffraff]

Porridge for my first breakfast (5:45) and a fry up for my second (10:00).

 

[Sneech]

Soft get....

Guilty as charged

Can I say that on here at the moment?

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

WTF is it with the twats (down south is my present experience) who have decided that porridge is f***ing trendy. Oooo...look at me, I'm not eating a full english, I'm having tasteless f***ing rabbit food with hot water on it. Daft c*nts...

Bloke next to me eats it at his desk every morning - too tight to buy from the canteen he has his own f***ing box of it. f***ing slurps the twat with every spoonful...f***ing disgusting. I have to walk away from my desk for 5 minutes till I hear the "clank, clank, scrape, scrape" of the bowl then I know he's on his last bastard gobful.

Wouldn't care but the daft arse smokes about 40 tabs a day - the porridge obviously counteracting the harmful effects of the lung bangers.

Rant over...

Nice with crushed pistachios. Love a full English like but only have one on a Sunday now.

Having a bowl at me desk now.

 

[Royston Vasey]

The world has gone mad!

 

[maghater]

Was working in Belfast last year, hotel had porridge, with a tot of whiskey for starters, followed by an Ulster fry up bloody mint