Juveneille Pranks at work

[Musicman]

I changed several keyboard letters on an old twats keyboard. So when he typed an S a T would come up etc. He could not work out what was going on so he tippexed new letters on the keys

I changed several keyboard letters on an old twats keyboard. So when he typed an S a T would come up etc. He could not work out what was going on so he tippexed new letters on the keys

Engineers blue on phone earpiece is also a good one, people walking about with a blue ear lol

 

[Typhoonftm]

IHowever he went in and had a fit at the posters, and he reported them to the Librarian, and and as this was a Council building, down they came. However, for the next month or so someone kept leaving The Sun open at page 3 on his desk each morning. And as I sat opposite him I got to witness his meltdown every morning!

I miss him.

That made me burst out laughing for some some reason.

We used to superglue a pound coin or a photocopied tenner to the deck,and then hide behind our jobs.Gaffers,managers and all kinds used to slyly look round before going down yo rifle it.Met by 30 lads cheering.
The bastards filled my aired filter in my welding screen with 100s of ladybirds they'd collected on a dinnertime.i turned it on,and nearly shit my self as they were blown into my face.think I swallowed half the bastards.

Its always funny dropping your bait right next to the welders filter and walking off.

 

[Deleted member 37549]

At a company I used to work at everyone had admin rights on all of the machines. One of the directors was a twat so I regularly used to remotely change the homepage of his web browser to porn sites. His screen was visible to everyone in the office but he was always in too early for anyone else to notice. Also used to slightly unplug his ethernet cable so that it looked connected but wasn't. He used to spend ages trying to work out what was wrong much to my amusement.

Another colleague at the same place pissed me off one day so I wrote a daft 'virus' and put it on his machine. Every monday it would come up with a message saying 'sorry.....not today' then reboot.

 

[damok666]

Engineers blue on phone earpiece is also a good one, people walking about with a blue ear lol

Just remembered the time I used permanent marker on the rubber pads on someones ear defenders. Saturday morning overtime and I can remember him heading out of work totally clueless about the two blue rings he had round his ears. Turned out he was at some family function on the afternoon and couldn't get it off.

 

[the veteran]

When we beat the Mags 0-3 the second time, the Friday before the game, the two mags at work were saying that the Di Canio 0-3 was a fluke and they were going to give us a good hiding like the 5-1 game, anyway on the Monday morning after the game, I wrote loads of stuff of the big massive whiteboard in the sales office, stuff like Horsepunchers 0-3 The lads, FTM, they didn't find it funny when they came in, i didn't know they had a big meeting first thing, the sad twats reported me anarl, got a written warning only cos the MD is a sad maggy twat anarl.

Standard mag supporter tbf

 

[Musicman]

Just remembered the time I used permanent marker on the rubber pads on someones ear defenders. Saturday morning overtime and I can remember him heading out of work totally clueless about the two blue rings he had round his ears. Turned out he was at some family function on the afternoon and couldn't get it off.

Like it

 

[jjarra_mackem]

Ctrl + AltGr + an arrow key to flip the screen rotation is a fave of mine

 

[the veteran]

We used to superglue a pound coin or a photocopied tenner to the deck,and then hide behind our jobs.Gaffers,managers and all kinds used to slyly look round before going down yo rifle it.Met by 30 lads cheering.
The bastards filled my aired filter in my welding screen with 100s of ladybirds they'd collected on a dinnertime.i turned it on,and nearly shit my self as they were blown into my face.think I swallowed half the bastards.

Years ago at the air show was sat outside the bay hotel and someone somehow stuck a pound coin on the path over the road que About 100 people cheering as people tried to free it and some where git sly about it as well standing on it for a while before going down to fasten there laces...

 

[niknak_123]

Once convinced a lad at work I'd signed him up to a womens prison pen pal organisation in America.

Waited a month and then started emailing him. He fell for it was was getting proper into the lass even when he found out she'd murdered her boyfriend. He was telling me he was ignoring her emails but was secretly sending weird love letters. Went on a canny while until I felt bad an owned up that it was me and a mate he'd been emailing. He went ballistic!

 

[j.w]

The office gob shite used to shout around the office 'don't print I'm doing some letterheads'

I used to type OK on a word document and print that off

 

[johnnyat87]

When we beat the Mags 0-3 the second time, the Friday before the game, the two mags at work were saying that the Di Canio 0-3 was a fluke and they were going to give us a good hiding like the 5-1 game, anyway on the Monday morning after the game, I wrote loads of stuff of the big massive whiteboard in the sales office, stuff like Horsepunchers 0-3 The lads, FTM, they didn't find it funny when they came in, i didn't know they had a big meeting first thing, the sad twats reported me anarl, got a written warning only cos the MD is a sad maggy twat anarl.

Worth it though, surely

 

[Frijj]

Do you work in France?

 

[Baloo]

Anyone else fond of pranking people to brighten up a workday? Or are you a sensible head that thinks prankers are like David Brent?

I''m in the former camp.
Yesterday a lad got an new Xbox delivered to work, so I hid it and left him some Jigsaw style clues. When he finally found it, he packed his old one into the box and asked me if I could meet him at the post office with it, as he was on his bike. I duly met him there and handed it over for him to post, but not before I'd drawn an enormous cock and balls on it.

Someone shat in a lad's boot the other day. That didn't brighten up his day.

 

[johnnyat87]

Ctrl + AltGr + an arrow key to flip the screen rotation is a fave of mine

It's someone else's favourite too.

 

[Dappa]

Best one I ever did was years ago.
Night shift - Working on a children's ward I took the adolescent resus doll into the staff toilet, sat it on the toilet and put a bread knife in his hand. The toilet was a small windowless room that was very dark on nights. I waited patiently before hearing a blood curdling scream and a loud bang. I then watched as a nurse came hurtling past the nurses station screaming.
When she came back I asked what the bang was. She said she was that scared she forgot about unlocking the door and ran head first into it

 

[jjarra_mackem]

It's someone else's favourite too.

Lol i did see that after i posted. was to busy laughing at child hammocks to notice

Although i have to say i did the screen flip to an older guy and he came back from lunch and just turned his monitor upside down..

 

[Fred Secrets]

We used to get the forklift driver. He was an absolute f***ing prick.
When he went for a piss we would pierce a can of coke and stick it above his forklift cab on the roof and watch him kick off the roof was leaking.
When he had to move boxes off a pallet we would stick open bags of flour on the top box so when he pulled it down he got coated.

Once had to use a pallet truck the fat mess, the bloke who counted the incoming stock had known what he was moving so tied the bottom of 5 pallets together and watched him struggle.
Flipped his pallets over when he left them unoccupied.

Do you still bully people in the workplace these days?

 

[DJP]

Down the shipyards there was 'the phantom shiter',someone was having a shite in the double bottoms (a unit about 4 foot high) so when lads were crawling through them you'd put your hand through the manhole straight into the chod.

I remember watching a bloke who had had a curry the night before having a sloppy shit on a pit shovel in 90's Loading Gate under the sea at Wearmouth Colliery. He then placed said shovel in the main intake fan that sent the "fresh" air across the coal face. Within minutes the tannoys were ablaze with people screaming for air because of the smell of shit they were chewing on the coal face.

 

[genericus]

Do you still bully people in the workplace these days?

Trust me this fat c.unt deserved everything he got.
He once spat at a lad at works kid when he seen them out of work, made snide remarks about anothers Mam being a slag during a works open day.

Even once told a bloke he hoped he didn't survive (bloke was undergoing chemo at the time).

Just an outright prick that deserved everything he got.

 

[Trauntrian]

Anyone else fond of pranking people to brighten up a workday? Or are you a sensible head that thinks prankers are like David Brent?

I''m in the former camp.
Yesterday a lad got an new Xbox delivered to work, so I hid it and left him some Jigsaw style clues. When he finally found it, he packed his old one into the box and asked me if I could meet him at the post office with it, as he was on his bike. I duly met him there and handed it over for him to post, but not before I'd drawn an enormous cock and balls on it.

What you should have done if you had an opportunity was swap the Xbox so the new one was back in the box (presumably to be posted back somewhere) and he was left with the old one again!