Juveneille Pranks at work

[Dave Herbal]

Anyone else fond of pranking people to brighten up a workday? Or are you a sensible head that thinks prankers are like David Brent?

I''m in the former camp.
Yesterday a lad got an new Xbox delivered to work, so I hid it and left him some Jigsaw style clues. When he finally found it, he packed his old one into the box and asked me if I could meet him at the post office with it, as he was on his bike. I duly met him there and handed it over for him to post, but not before I'd drawn an enormous cock and balls on it.

 

[r@mside]

Is all this high jinx inspired from getting you leg over?

 

[Old Prestonian]

Anyone else fond of pranking people to brighten up a workday? Or are you a sensible head that thinks prankers are like David Brent?

I''m in the former camp.
Yesterday a lad got an new Xbox delivered to work, so I hid it and left him some Jigsaw style clues. When he finally found it, he packed his old one into the box and asked me if I could meet him at the post office with it, as he was on his bike. I duly met him there and handed it over for him to post, but not before I'd drawn an enormous cock and balls on it.

Do you work in France?

 

[TheWanderer]

I'm a big fan of sticking these type of messages on the bottom of a mouse, when they realise their mouse isn't working they will look straight at the bottom. this is one I fell for lately!

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[Walter Ego]

I think it was someone on here who said 'pranks' are only behind 'atrocities' in the funny stakes.

 

[Crammy Mackem]

Loads.

Messing with one of the lads coffee.
Bog rolls/water chucked over the cubicle.
Lights off in the boga as you walk out.
Unplug phone/network cables.
Turning phones volume up.
Plugging your mouse in to some one else's machine.

 

[The Spezial One]

The old bray the new lad with a 16" black rubber cock whilst he's gagged with a gammon steak is the best one.

 

[Scotty 1978]

I'm a big fan of sticking these type of messages on the bottom of a mouse, when they realise their mouse isn't working they will look straight at the bottom. this is one I fell for lately!

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Brilliant I'm doing this tomorrow

 

[j.w]

Some horrible woman at work wound me up one day so when she put her shite meals in the microwave I used to alter the timer so it turned to shite

She started to stand by the microwave after I did it a couple of times

 

[Dave Herbal]

Do you work in France?

Yes, yes I do.

 

[Scotty 1978]

Drawing big massive cocks on the vans

 

[robcal]

I keep replacing the West Ham poster which our IT man has with a Milwall one. I'd do a Sunderland one but I find it amusing that he doesn't know who the culprit is.

 

[jackynutmeg]

Some miserable owld cow insisted on using skimmed milk all the time so every morning when I was making my coffee I would pour half a bag of sugar into the bottle.

 

[dangermows]

Chod hammocks have been built at our place a few times over the last three years.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Some miserable owld cow insisted on using skimmed milk all the time so every morning when I was making my coffee I would pour half a bag of sugar into the bottle.

 

[jackynutmeg]

Also every time one of the lads leaves his PC someone goes on and changes his wallpaper to some gonk masked studded collar homo.

 

[banned user]

We used to point the coolant towards the door of the cnc !

Used to be class waiting for them to open it and get a face full of white wattta!

 

[jackynutmeg]

We used to point the coolant towards the door of the cnc !

Used to be class waiting for them to open it and get a face full of white wattta!

Aye we used to do that anarl

 

[banned user]

Aye we used to do that anarl

We used to scalpel people's cans of pop anarl !

 

[Some Random Guy]

I came into the office from a meeting last week and either Sugar Tits or Boobierella had left a sexual harassment pamphlet on my desk.