bookings and sent off reasons, you have had in local football

[miltonunez9]

Once for calling the ref a f***ing Tit.

Turned out when my mates team were short aged 42 and scythed a youngun down when he was through on goal, ref called me over and asked for my name, ' Hang on I said', I ran to the touch line and asked if I was playing under my own name 'Yes' my mate said, I ran back to the Ref , told him my name and he sent me off.

 

[Zaragoza]

Aside from a guest appearance at North Shields for Spall United last October, it's mostly 5AS for this old duffer.

Wonder if any readers are familiar with no nonsense ref Trevor at the Eldon Sq lunchtime leagues.

Looks & acts like Postman Plod in the Viz.

 

[Unashamedly Handsome]

It usually said 'Ungentlemanly Conduct' on me letter, which sounded better than 'kicking the holy fuck out of a centre forward'. Happy Days.