Your Job?

[Cox Green Fc]

Metro driver myself, done it 15 year

 

[Martin F]

My contract says "Senior Handler" which tells you nothing really.

 

[Skandhaless]

Twat

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Its my job to help sort out brexit and make sure the UK is running smoothly. I'm also a musician and I've got aids.

 

[S.S.R..]

Working in Wichita .

was rather hoping you'd say the next bit of the song.

My contract says "Senior Handler" which tells you nothing really.

Fluffer for GILF porn?

 

[Jgrainger]

Remediation Anaylst. Means sorting other shit people cant or wont do.

 

[Teed]

I retrieve lobsters from Diane Abbott's arse.

 

[OldNewtown]

I retrieve lobsters from Diane Abbott's arse.

Don't you mean crabs?
Worst job I ever had!

 

[x ALiEN 8]

Rocket Scientist

 

[monkeytassle]

I'm an alpha generator

 

[Teed]

Don't you mean crabs?
Worst job I ever had!

Malibu da bum bum...

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Quantity Surveyor

 

[Mr Vertigo]

Truffle hunter.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Tinker

 

[makumstu]

My business card says Accountant to impress the ladies...

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Tailor

 

[colchester mackem]

Maintenance sparky at local hospital, after 30 years at BT. Love my job.

 

[MackneyHackem]

^Wins^


Whipped out me vinyl Made In Japan LP and stuck Child In Time on when I came in pissed on Saturday.

Sympathy like and bump.

 

[MackemLass]

Recently changed jobs, I'm now an inbound admin assistant for a charity, answering general queries and booking appointments.

 

[HerdnMulhall]

I m currently an immigrant refuge manager for 4 abandoned Spanish mutts.
This was not the retirement I'd planned...