You know you should give the SMB a break when...

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Every time you say something, you expect someone to jump in and turn it into a Murray-out rant
 
When you can count on one hand how many times you have spent some qaulity time with your lass since you eventually spent some money on a new PC added broadband and started posting regularly since the site was added to the banned list at work.

Even more so you know it bugs the shit out of your lass that you spend so long on here but you don't give a shit anyway, then all you talk about at work is what you read on here the night before.
 
When anyone says something funny, you shout:

G E R L D!
 
You return from an end of half term break with their lass and young 'un and the first thing you do is see how this thread has developed over the past four days.
 
you ask a mate if you can nip upstairs and use his computer for a minute just to check e-mails, knowing full well you'll come on the smb and not be seen again for hours!
 
Thought of this thread last night while watching the rugby league state of origin replay on Sky. Someone in the crowd had a banner up saying "That's Gold" and I genuinelt had a moment where I wondered why they hadn't written "Gerld" instead :oops:
 
...when you are looking for a place on a map of County Durham and when you spot the villages of Wheatley Hill, Kelloe and Quarrington Hill, you think of SMB posters rather than pit villages...
 
you are packing up to go to work - you notice that your laptop is still logged on to the SMB - simultaneously you remember an old joke about a potato clock.......although you know you will look a twat, the urge is too great
 
Dave says when having an alter-ego is funny.

To noone but yourself.

Fools.
 
stirlingmackem said:
you ask a mate if you can nip upstairs and use his computer for a minute just to check e-mails, knowing full well you'll come on the smb and not be seen again for hours!
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You are on your hols in Scotland, driving past Stirling Castle, and the first thing that comes into your head is........
 
Isambard said:
You are on your hols in Scotland, driving past Stirling Castle, and the first thing that comes into your head is........
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in your case I expect it involded Sherpa Vans:lol:
 
When you are playing Madden NFL 2005 and you see a player with the surname Wheatley...
 
MARVELLOUS THREAD

1) When standing in Peterlee bus station with your mate and see a bus with "Wheatley Hill" on and thinking........ deckchairs
2) When your parents announce they are off to Malta and you think "Go on, make us proud mates"
3) You associate Epping with string vests.
4) You avoid the Crown Posada for fear of buming into tramps or clowns.
5) You call mates who have "middle of the road" views, Sandalistas.
6) Your lass shouts downstairs, "are you ready" and you reply, "just be five minutes"
7) Someone mentions Slaithwaite and you ask them if they've ever been in the Silent Woman.
8) You talk to someone from Hartlepool on here about some bird you did on holiday............ and he knows her brother. :eek:
 
1) Your internet connection goes down at work and you simply don't know what to do with your time.

2) You have a quick look at the board after coming in from the pub and end up talking absolute shite to an equally p*ssed Bobbypark at 4am.

3) You start meeting ferkers you have only known as an avatar.

4) You wake up in the middle of the night with a topic you are convinced will be GERLD the next day...and can't remember it in the morning.
 
Whenever you hear or read the word 'hallway' in real life, you smirk to yourself.
 
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