You know you should give the SMB a break when...

[Sideshow Bob2]

You see a shed competition and immediately think of a 22 year old from Wheatley Hill. Who has a girlfriend.

You come rediculously close to mentioning Stewart10 to a fit lass who says 'I concur' a lot.

 

[Isambard]

Whenever you see the word Malta, you can't help smiling!

 

[steved]

Whenever you see the word Malta, you can't help smiling!

or justin for that matter, or when u hear windy

 

[Isambard]

You can't help a quiet snigger when you see roast parsnips served with your Sunday lunch.....

 

[Old Prestonian]

You see a shed competition and immediately think of a 22 year old from Wheatley Hill. Who has a girlfriend.

Is her name Donna ?

 

[Bob Fleming]

You take photographs of white dog shit and explain to anyone passing why you don't see it around too often these days.

 

[Pete B]

When Gards had Michael Jacksons police mug shot as his avatar, everytime I saw it on TV I thought "HE IS GARDS"

 

[not spavin]

You can't understand why people find your use of the word 'pissflaps' offensive.

 

[Sideshow Bob2]

Every time you see Epping on a map or a league table, you think of THAT avatar.

 

[Epping]

when you no longer have real mates.. just mates off the board..

 

[Epping]

Every time you see Epping on a map or a league table, you think of THAT avatar.

A league table ?? won;t be football.. maybe cricket

 

[Old Prestonian]

You see some cheese and you immediately think of Hawes Mackem.

 

[Sideshow Bob2]

A league table ?? won;t be football.. maybe cricket

Sure I've seen it on SSN somewhere in some Southern non-league thing. There and Billeracy.

 

[Bob Fleming]

You mention you know someone who lives in Prague/Australia/USA etc etc.

"Really who that then?"

"Oh, er, just, er, one of the lads of the board like ye know"

 

[Sideshow Bob2]

You mention you know someone who lives in Prague/Australia/USA etc etc.

"Really who that then?"

"Oh, er, just, er, one of the lads of the board like ye know"

Whenever telling someone a joke/rumour you read on here to a mate, you claim the source is another mate who he doesn't know.

 

[Isambard]

You mention you know someone who lives in Prague/Australia/USA etc etc.

"Really who that then?"

"Oh, er, just, er, one of the lads of the board like ye know"

How very true....


He: "Well I know this gay Newcastle fan - he lives in Germany and......"

She: "How?"

He: "Well I talk to him all the time on this football site and he says....."

She: " :? "

 

[Aphrodite]

Whenever you see a roadsign with Jarra on, you feel the uncontrolable urge to scrawl 'PISSFLAPS' on it.

And the phrase 'man invents wheel' comes into your vocabulary.

 

[Aphrodite]

How very true....


He: "Well I know this gay Newcastle fan - he lives in Germany and......"

She: "How?"

He: "Well I talk to him all the time on this football site and he says....."

She: " :? "

Meenzer?

 

[Pete B]

you snigger when someone says the word WINK

 

[Isambard]

Whenever you see a roadsign with Jarra on, you feel the uncontrolable urge to scrawl 'PISSFLAPS' on it.

And the phrase 'man invents wheel' comes into your vocabulary.

Puff

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