You know you should give the SMB a break when...

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One of the people you about to do some work for does not have a name, but an SMB user name .
 
You see that thiss thread has again re-surfaced on page one of SMB and are immediately excited by the prospect of more sad b'stards becoming involved.
 
Out in Newcastle and wonder if you can get away with taking pictures of tramps.

Debate the merits of Theaksones Old Peculiar with someone who may be half clown / half tramp.

Meet your "real" mates on a Friday night and tell them no-one from the SMB will be in here tonight.

People threaten to twat you if you reply with "Man invents wheel" again.
 
you're up between 2 and half 6 in the morning having a debate about foreign players!
 
You ask advice from 300+ strangers as to wether you should pack in work and go abroad for a few months :roll:
 
Every time you see a tall, fat bald bloke in a pub, you wonder if it's Blep.
 
You and your mate are flying from Gatwick on a Saturday and wonder if the London SMBers might be up for a beer :eek:
 
Epping said:
every time you see a bloke with a Porn Star tache snogging a drunk lass I thuink of you.. ;)
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You should stop watching Gavmackem's films....




Ooops too much knowledge about fellow posters,must take a break.
 
Epping said:
every time you see a bloke with a Porn Star tache snogging a drunk lass I thuink of you.. ;)
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And every time you see a drunk bloke snogging a lass with a Porn Star tache you think of Streaker ;)
 
Bad_mother said:
You use the word "chebs" in a conversation with your husband and he looks at you blankly....
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Quality - converted to the way of teh cheb!
 
Bad_mother said:
You use the word "chebs" in a conversation with your husband and he looks at you blankly....
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when you feel the need to respond to every post that contains the word "chebs"
 
Bad_mother said:
You use the word "chebs" in a conversation with your husband and he looks at you blankly....
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Never mind using the word "chebs" in conversation,any female posting on SMB has to get them out,take pherto and post said pherto.Part of the terms and conditions of useage.

I await with baited breath and I'm sure Beery would like to "inspect your chebs".
 
Is "chebs" a real word, or was it invented on here??
 
When a mate asks if you know of any Financial Advisors, you say "yes"

And then realise that you don't really know them .... and that they are called Streaker .... and no I don't know what his real name is .... and no I've never met him in real life and don't know where he works or what he looks like.

"But how do you know him then?"
 
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