Yo! SMB Posse, X-Factor 2017 in da house! Booyaka!!

[tunstall birdman]

Ah but do you have a matching screen saver as well ?

No, I have my kids staying over.

 

[The Exile]

Tonight's acts going down like Cowell on the stairs.

 

[alexander]

Oh, pole dancers.

 

[The Exile]

Oh, pole dancers.

How do you know they were Polish?

 

[alexander]

Tonight's acts going down like Cowell on the stairs.

Thought he would still be there tonight but wearing dark sun glasses for the flashing lights.

 

[The Exile]

Thought he would still be there tonight but wearing dark sun glasses for the flashing lights.

He's had some dodgy work done by the looks of him. Beginning to look like an old man, as he did when he first appeared on British TV fifteen odd years ago.

 

[alexander]

How do you know they were Polish?

Of the three acts so far tonight I hadn't heard two of the songs before.

 

[The Exile]

Of the three acts so far tonight I hadn't heard two of the songs before.

I've rarely heard any of them these days.

 

[alexander]

He's had some dodgy work done by the looks of him. Beginning to look like an old man, as he did when he first appeared on British TV fifteen odd years ago.

Show business and growing old gracefully is hard, I guess.

I've rarely heard any of them these days.

Glad am not the only one.

But then again, some of the acts are born in this millennium and if they chose the songs themselves ol' geezers like us won't have a clue.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Tonight's acts going down like Cowell on the stairs.

All have just been the typical shite so far. I hope the French black gadgie does something different and unique?

 

[safc4everbp]

Dermot gets on my tits
Why is that

 

[The Exile]

Dermot has the look of a man who knows the money's too good to turn down, despite really desperately wanting to turn it down in order to save his soul.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Dermot gets on my tits
Why is that

@alexander would like Dermot to get on his tits anarl.

 

[safc4everbp]

@alexander would like Dermot to get on his tits anarl.

Oh aye

 

[tunstall birdman]

Oh aye

That last act was a reet pile of shite. This lass can sing but this performance is shit as fuck.

 

[mcq10]

Dermot has the look of a man who knows the money's too good to turn down, despite really desperately wanting to turn it down in order to save his soul.

Read an interview with him once where he said his first stint paid his entire mortgage off.

He must be taking it in

 

[alexander]

@alexander would like Dermot to get on his tits anarl.

He is married to a Norwegian so should be used to a bit of randy Scandi.

 

[tunstall birdman]

He is married to a Norwegian so should be used to a bit of randy Scandi.

 

[safc4everbp]

Is this Liam fella Cheryls new bloke

 

[zinedine]

The best part of x factor is the first auditions when some gawky looking kid walks into that room and has an amazing voice that any singer would be pleased to have.
Or he/ she sounds a bit different from the pack which makes them stand out. That lad who wore dicky bow ties and looked like something from the fifties. I'd pay money to watch him do a show. He fucked up with nerves and louie unable to see beyond that says to him you've made this easy for me you're going home.
Then we get to this stage and the ones who were a bit different or sounded fantastic now sound like every other xfactor (club) singer or didn't make the finals like the kid I mentioned. Do they rehearse or coach any individuality out of them so they all sound like generic boyband or girlband singers? Whatever happens it makes the live finals shit.