XFM/Karl Pilkington
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SAFC Wilks
Striker
Not another mouth to feedThe thing about the goat
"why would they want that"
SAFC Wilks
Striker
“What would you do with this power of invisibility?”Him being asked what super power he'd want and he complains
“Just walk about and that. Not be seen.”
“Brilliant!”
Dredd
Striker
I love when he goes on the warpath with his in laws on that holiday
just deranged
High Entropy
Midfield
No, no, no - play a record !!
Usually once Karl mentions "hairy arms" in monkey news
Usually once Karl mentions "hairy arms" in monkey news
Dredd
Striker
Lighthouse man killed me off
ChrisAshley
Striker
Genius when he asked him at Valentines if he's happy at not being able to get a girl because he can save money since he's tight"no offense Steve" Andy then just comparing him to the elephant man
Was that the one where Karl was right and you hear Karl make some proper Manc 'Waheyy' as they go into a song after Steve annouces Karl as being correct?Lighthouse man killed me off
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Dredd
Striker
It's the one where he's picking his favourite freaks and he talks about a man with a hole in his head and they stick a candle in itGenius when he asked him at Valentines if he's happy at not being able to get a girl because he can save money since he's tight
Was that the one where Karl was right and you hear Karl make some proper Manc 'Waheyy' as they go into a song after Steve annouces Karl as being correct?
I've just listened to this. Bloody hell. Ricky just feels sorry for him at this point
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High Entropy
Midfield
Steve: You saw jurrasic park and know what happened there Karl, so what do you think about them bringing back mammoths
Ricky: Look at his face he loves that ...
Steve: Like a dog in the headlights, sat up straight in his chair
Ricky: Is that the best news you could have ...
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Karl: Man Moths ??
Cue mass laughter in the booth
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Ricky: Look at his face he loves that ...
Steve: Like a dog in the headlights, sat up straight in his chair
Ricky: Is that the best news you could have ...
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Karl: Man Moths ??
Cue mass laughter in the booth
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Dredd
Striker
Hahahaha when he goes on about moths being blindSteve: You saw jurrasic park and know what happened there Karl, so what do you think about them bringing back mammoths
Ricky: Look at his face he loves that ...
Steve: Like a dog in the headlights, sat up straight in his chair
Ricky: Is that the best news you could have ...
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Karl: Man Moths ??
Cue mass laughter in the booth
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nelford_safc
Striker
Hold cold, belly badness.
I feel sorry for Karl here cos I know exactly what he means when he says a massive thick ashtray holds the cold
I feel sorry for Karl here cos I know exactly what he means when he says a massive thick ashtray holds the cold
safcforever
Striker
There’s so many things I agree with him about but he delivers his point so poorly.
I wish they had done a job for the boys type of thing. Where he takes on different roles for a day/week. He’d have been brilliant.
Let him finish the season off doing the paper round that he’s dreamed of
I wish they had done a job for the boys type of thing. Where he takes on different roles for a day/week. He’d have been brilliant.
Let him finish the season off doing the paper round that he’s dreamed of
bobster999
Winger
It's so stupid
Another one I love is when "Sheila" and "Bob" , both played by Ricky cant get to work because of the snow
thats mine as well, i posted it on page 3. fantastic
Here's the app I was on about earlier, it's got every episode. Can probably be found in the iphone app store as well
Great for in the car
Ricky Gervais Show App - Apps on Google Play
The unofficial Android home of the Ricky Gervais Show
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Doogie Hauser
Central Defender
Karl is a decent actor. The Film Thing feature on XFM is genuinely great. You have to have listened to the shows beforehand in order to get the most out of them, though.
SAFC Wilks
Striker
I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the arse.
“If moths had eyes-”
“Fuck me!!!”
His poem ffs. Ricky’s reaction to the opening line completely kills me.Hahahaha when he goes on about moths being blind
“If moths had eyes-”
“Fuck me!!!”
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Dredd
Striker
When he goes on about the midgets fancying Suzanne
ChrisAshley
Striker
Ricky 'Why didn't you talk back? He'd have soon got up and left with the drivel you come out with!'
bobster999
Winger
Has anyone seen a photo of Suzanne?
