Write your own headline for after the derby

[North of the Smoke]

"The Joy of Six, Black Cats Dick nails the mags in six goal rout"

 

[redalert69]

what a dick!!
or
dick is cock of the north

 

[jcrossan]

It's that Ginger Twat's Fault Screams Crazed Carver

 

[Dredd]

Johnson Dicks the mags

 

[SAFCOldie]

"Who needs Carvier when we've got Dicky Ard"

 

[rickopooly]

If only

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I would gladly lose a nut for this to happen

 

[monkeybike]

Thankfully after winning the lottery, Sunderland fan Monkeybike bought the ex Man U duo and retired them to work in the paddocks, the 3 numbers ensured that the cash was available to buy both players and still have change for fish and chips which aided sunderland in the second victory in 2 prem clashes.

 

[magcatcherhutch]

I'll go for...

Big Dick brings tears to their eyes

DICK GIVES NEWCASTLE A STIFF SEEING TO --- DICK ERECTS SUNDERLAND TO NEW HEIGHTS ----DICK INJECTS NEW LIFE INTO SUNDERLAND -- BONG BONG WEARSIDE BOUNCING AGAIN --

 

[The Fitter]

As long as they use Rodwell & Dick in the headlines it will be legend.


"Dutchman off to a flyer"

 

[Sunderlandanth]

Man strikes dog with willy as his celebrations spiral out of control in sunderlandanth house

 

[Alovesuperb]

Knobs screwed by big dick and his two swingers in 2-0 taytering

 

[Donnybrook]

SCS sale now on

 

[hank williams]

Cats maul magpies in goal fest

 

[Alovesuperb]

magpies overcome as catts aroused by big dick.

 

[CheersMarra84]

Big Dick: Cock of the North.

 

[sunderpitt]

Big swinging Dick...puts one over on the skunks

 

[Flash Gordon]

Les the Scientist jinxes derby result by starting a stupid f***ing thread that always backfire.

Rolls off the tongue.

 

[Sandboy]

Advo Cats Joy

 

[one footed wonder]

dick pummels ginger perrlo

 

[KarenDent]

Sunderland 3 Newcsatle United 0

Renaissance continues as the Old Master changes the landscape with picture perfect Sunderland