Write your own headline for after the derby

[danielsan]

newcastle got dicked

 

[MakemX]

El Shitico Vomits Fucktardry Football Tedium - full match report inside.

 

[Bear]

Bud the horse arrested after reprisal attack

 

[Deano]

North East man wins lotto

Only known as "Deano" the jammy kernt won £150m...

 

[THE CLOCKSTAND CLOCK]

Dick rises to the occasion as Sunderland destroy Carvers flops.

 

[Monty was magic]

Dicks out for 5 in a row

 

[Que sera sera]

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Not Again

 

[iansun]

Dick cums good

 

[Alfred and I]

Advocaat snowballs misery on Magpies

 

[Al Bundy]

Dick shows balls to shaft arse (if we were playing the gunners)

 

[The Shepherd]

"Pants off and Dick out"




...obviously hope it's not like

 

[boldonboy]

"Sunderland beat 4-1 and should have kept Poyet"

Lisbon sucks men's cocks and sunderland win yet another derby to win 5in a row how embarrassing for the world class toon

 

[ooosh]

Mackem Magic. Scum lose again

 

[SebastienELLISbexter]

Cock.

 

[zebedee]

Tricky Dicky Licky Kicky

 

[mart]

Newcastle Dicked.

 

[Jim]

John O'Sheeeit
Newcastle win via John O'shea 20 yard diving header own goal

Also Dick

 

[Hawayawayawayaway]

Carver gobsmacked by Mackems' big Dick

 

[Wayne The Punk]

5ive you horrible bastards

 

[Washington70]

Clever Dick.