Write your own headline for after the derby

[The Legendary Tongue]

Sunderland victorious in battle of the Dicks

 

[monolithic baby]

Dick heads towards safety

 

[North of the Smoke]

"Lock up yer horses, the mags have just been Dicked"


Or


Newcastle left with bad taste of Dick in their mouths

 

[samaistonsrightfoot]

Dick Stays Up

 

[Sebastien]

Ri-Dick-ulous!

"Shame once more rained down on Tyneside as the Bigg Market spunked into life as tensions stiffened after yet another Derby day shafting for the Toon faithful"

 

[Black-siamese-cat]

Sorrowful magpies get Big Dick's punishment. FIFTH in a row.
Steven Taylor like that post, too.

 

[banned user]

Dick rams pussy cats into shape

 

[makumstu]

Eggnog on Magpie faces as they are well and truly Dicked!!!

 

[PineappleHeed]

DICKED!
Advocaat's Sunderland claim 1-0 victory in Wear-Tyne derby after referee SHAFTS Magpies with controversial penalty decision

 

[makumstu]

Or, Mackems Carver-ed apart for second home game in a row!

 

[girojim]

Dick Fucks Mags

 

[Sandman]

We say Five in a Row!

 

[Ricci's Special Kebabs]

Advocaat leaves Newcastle with a huge hangover.

 

[Falconhoof]

Advocaat leaves Newcastle with a huge hangover.

Sports page editors across the country will be spunking when someone mentions that one to them

 

[spoon]

Steven Taylor

(Headline in obituaries)

 

[durham.mackem]

Floppy dick

 

[look out piano]

Dick sticks it up em !

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

"Scum fans leap from top tier like lemmings after further defeat"

 

[North of the Smoke]

"Taste my Dick, Cats carver up hapless sad mags"

 

[Deleted member 6830]

Dick Dicks Dickheads

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