Woman tells council she'd "rather die" than lose her beloved fireplace

[JL1985]

Talking about nut-job women -


Nightmare neighbour Stella, 82, wore ear defenders while blasting The Laughing Policeman at all hours - Evening Express

 

[StiflerPG]

Probably been mentioned but:

"If I was on the dole or I had kids on my own, or I was Eastern European, no doubt they would let me keep the fireplace."

Fuck sake man woman.

 

[S.S.R..]

Seven years older than me, fuck's sake. She looks like a pensioner.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Seven years older than me, fuck's sake. She looks like a pensioner.

Only 8 than me, I never even considered her age.

Just let her kill herself.

 

[The Raven]

Ironically I would rather die than have a fireplace like that.

Each to their own I suppose


Edit: I'd just rip it out rather than the death thing

 

[Some Random Guy]

Ironically I would rather die than have a fireplace like that.

Each to their own I suppose


Edit: I'd just rip it out rather than the death thing

I'd cover it with ninja turtle stickers and wait for the Mrs to rag it out.