Woman tells council she'd "rather die" than lose her beloved fireplace

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  1. Two million voices

    Two million voices Central Defender

  2. Mrs Jenner added that she had an operation two years ago, after which the doctor gave her 25 years to live.

    Shouldn’t but :lol:

    Why is that relevant and you read the line expecting it to say 2 years or summit.
     
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  3. DoctorMick

    DoctorMick Striker

    What a fucking wanker.

    The whole thing reads like a spoof article, I can’t believe it’s serious.
     
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  4. Scorer

    Scorer Winger

    Looking at the picture she's hoping the council will "panda" to her judgemental nonsense.
     
  5. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    TBF it is a very nice fireplace.
     
  6. Jabberwocky

    Jabberwocky Midfield

    25 years is pretty optimistic from the look of her
     
  7. West_Winger

    West_Winger Midfield

    Ah the obligatory mention of “immigrunts” as well. She scores well on Gammon Bingo.
     
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  8. Her fish tank needs topping up.
     
  9. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    Caitlyn’s let herself go a bit there mind.
     
  10. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Without looking at the article that sounds like the best euphemism ever.
     
  11. KST

    KST Winger

    Nice compo face there, the manky fat bitch.
     
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  12. Cookie

    Cookie Midfield

    "Today my husband sits by it on cold days.”

    Who'd have fucking thought it?
     
  13. Look at the article. You'll soon realise it's not !
     
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  14. On really cold days they light the fire.
     
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  15. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Reading it, I really thought this was a spoof article. :eek:
     
  16. Some of those comments man :lol:

     
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  17. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    That was brilliant:lol:

    East Europeans would be able to keep the fireplace as well:lol:
     
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  18. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Not even a nice fireplace.
     
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  19. silas80

    silas80 Winger

    Given only 25 years to live :cry: Might as well just end it now.
     
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  20. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    There’s that old saying, who looks at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire.
     
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