Discussion in 'SMB' started by Two million voices, Apr 15, 2019.
Woman tells council she'd "rather die" than lose her beloved fireplace
Mrs Jenner added that she had an operation two years ago, after which the doctor gave her 25 years to live.
Why is that relevant and you read the line expecting it to say 2 years or summit.
What a fucking wanker.
The whole thing reads like a spoof article, I can’t believe it’s serious.
Looking at the picture she's hoping the council will "panda" to her judgemental nonsense.
TBF it is a very nice fireplace.
25 years is pretty optimistic from the look of her
Ah the obligatory mention of “immigrunts” as well. She scores well on Gammon Bingo.
Her fish tank needs topping up.
Caitlyn’s let herself go a bit there mind.
Without looking at the article that sounds like the best euphemism ever.
Nice compo face there, the manky fat bitch.
"Today my husband sits by it on cold days.”
Who'd have fucking thought it?
Look at the article. You'll soon realise it's not !
On really cold days they light the fire.
Reading it, I really thought this was a spoof article.
Some of those comments man
That was brilliant
East Europeans would be able to keep the fireplace as well
Not even a nice fireplace.
Given only 25 years to live Might as well just end it now.
There’s that old saying, who looks at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire.
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