Woman tells council she'd "rather die" than lose her beloved fireplace

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  1. :lol::lol:
     
  2. It's hideous!
     
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  3. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    Sarcasm mate. Sarcasm.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I suppose.
     
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  4. evh78

    evh78 Midfield Contributor

    Wad
     
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  5. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Have you not got manky old stickers and stuffed pandas on your fireplace like? You think you're better than her?
     
  6. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I have a variety of houseplants, and no stickers on mine iirc.

    I know I’m better than her. I’d probably be better at being fat as well.
     
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  7. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    Those manky old stickers will have been put there by her children.

    Children who only have 60 years to live.
     
  8. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    :lol::lol:

    I was about to reply and turned round just to double check that my big Devil's Ivy didn't have any stickers on it (imagine that, stickers on a plant LOL!) and it's got a massive purple price sticker on the pot. I've had it for two years ffs. :oops:
     
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  10. Themig

    Themig Winger

  11. I've got bairns on my own and I haven't got a fireplace. I feel cheated :lol:
     
  12. soapster

    soapster Striker

    As with you, what on earth has that got to do with anything

    she doesn't get anything from the council. How about a house. how about free upgrades and repairs to the house.

    but no she doesn't get anything from the council and that she and her husband work. heroes I say heroes

    is it obligatory to be outraged in Plymouth.

    sure it was the same paper that covered the story about the porn mums doing a film about porn

    and people say that sea air is good for you. nutters
     
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  13. she's right. they wouldn't be harassing her if she was called achmed.

    it's all a con too. councils get paid commission for every gas/electric fire they put in, that's why they want to do away with your proper fires. they tried it on with my dad and he told them where to shove it. they haven't tried since. nothing beats a proper fire.


    :lol::lol:

    You tell them, pet. We don't want any of your home improvements round here. Keep them for the foreigners.
     
  14. gas fires? double glazing? more like a deep state conspiracy to make indoor temperatures more like Arab countries to keep that lot happy
     
  15. The Plymouth Herald which seems to be linked if the design of the website is anything to go by has an editorial policy of laughing at local idiots rather than pandering to them.
    Brexit ferry protest a no show rather than a go slow

    Unhappy man rages over police eating lunch
     
  16. that watch looks dangerously tight on her wrist.
     
  17. Struts

    Struts Midfield

    Well she does have a pulse.
     
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  18. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Passes most of my tests.
     
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  19. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    25 years left to live. :lol: Well at least she knows, she can live every days as if it’s her last safe in the knowledge of when it’s going to happen.
     
  20. Patch

    Patch Winger

    That's exactly what I was going to quote. I stopped reading after that.
     

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