Woman tells council she'd "rather die" than lose her beloved fireplace
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DoctorMick
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What a f***ing wanker.
The whole thing reads like a spoof article, I can’t believe it’s serious.
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TBF it is a very nice fireplace.
Jabberwocky
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Mrs Jenner added that she had an operation two years ago, after which the doctor gave her 25 years to live.
Shouldn’t but
Why is that relevant and you read the line expecting it to say 2 years or summit.
25 years is pretty optimistic from the look of her
West_Winger
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Ah the obligatory mention of “immigrunts” as well. She scores well on Gammon Bingo.
tonyfromalnwick
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Her fish tank needs topping up.
Caitlyn’s let herself go a bit there mind.
HABA87
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Without looking at the article that sounds like the best euphemism ever.
tonyfromalnwick
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Look at the article. You'll soon realise it's not !
On really cold days they light the fire.
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Reading it, I really thought this was a spoof article. 
Some of those comments man
Harry Angstrom
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Mrs Jenner added that she had an operation two years ago, after which the doctor gave her 25 years to live.
Shouldn’t but
Why is that relevant and you read the line expecting it to say 2 years or summit.
That was brilliant
East Europeans would be able to keep the fireplace as well
Charmless Man
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Not even a nice fireplace.
There’s that old saying, who looks at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire.
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