Why dont they just pour sea water into volcanos ?

[hairynaker]

Here's what happens when very hot stuff meets water.

That's a good point, we would have to make sure we don't try and surround it with a massive fish tank.

 

[Dark Traveller]

How about a really huge wet tea towel airlifted over the top of volcano?

Seemed to work on chip pan fires apparently....

 

[safcforever]

I guess we’re finding out the answer to this right now

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

I guess we’re finding out the answer to this right now

You're confusing pouring lava into the sea with pouring the sea into a volcano. Ffs man, keep up!

 

[luvulongtime]

piece of piss running a metal/plastic pipe over lava why hadn't someone thought of this before

 

[BucketBiff]

I've got an idea.

Why not freeze a lake, then carry it over the volcano and drop it down in one gigantic disc of ice

Then we could get that fella wears his red kecs owa his strides to pick it up fly over and drop it in. Piece of piss this volcano extinguishing malarkey.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

It's such a shame that the people responsible for volcanos dinnit read the SMB.

 

[Big Jeff]

Seen that one in hawaii going akka.

Its surrounded by water so why dont they just pour water in the hole at the top to cool it off ?

Cant believe they havent set up an elaborate pipework system with a tap at the sea end to be honest. Volcanos playing up just turn the fecking tap on. Champion

They are trying to make the islands bigger - the lava runs in the sea and creates new planet earth and in 5 years we will be on an all inclusive holiday on the new ground created.

Pina colada Senor!!

 

[Tuono]

To be fair years ago in Iceland they did pump water onto a lava flow to divert it away from a harbour. They had the idea of pumping sea water onto one side of the flow hoping it would cool it down enough on one side so that the lava would veer off to one side. It worked.

Just found a video of it.

 

[Big Jeff]

They dont mess about those Icelanders - I know, i have eaten one of their Prawn rings!

 

[pinewaves1868]

It's such a shame that the people responsible for volcanos dinnit read the SMB.

Concurred. These fuckers aren't doing their jobs properly as far as I'm concerned. Problys get paid a fecking fortune aswell. Part-time anarl nee doubt.

 

[Big Jeff]

Concurred. These fuckers aren't doing their jobs properly as far as I'm concerned. Problys get paid a fecking fortune aswell. Part-time anarl nee doubt.

Working from home I read, spending all day on the betting sites instead of stopping the end of civilisation.

Bring back the birch!!

 

[Roker SOL]

Seen that one in hawaii going akka.

Its surrounded by water so why dont they just pour water in the hole at the top to cool it off ?

Cant believe they havent set up an elaborate pipework system with a tap at the sea end to be honest. Volcanos playing up just turn the fecking tap on. Champion

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[Big Jeff]

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Magma - its everywhere

 

[Roker SOL]

Magma - its everywhere

Sounds like the name of a seriously hot Polish lass.

 

[Big Jeff]

Sounds like the name of a seriously hot Polish lass.

I know a Magda - but she is German - but is blonde and was seriously hot. Haven't seen her for 15 years so she might be luke warm by now who knows?

 

[look out piano]

I've seen a clip of someone deep frying ice cubes so going on that it probably won't be a great plan tbh.