Who is your best friend on this message board and why?

[mux]

Aye, I saw that message he posted to you the other night that was deleted. I was disgusted.

Haha did it get deleted? I can't recall what it even said, it could have been one of many from him the little tinker!!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Oh boy

 

[Dogbark]

I was not claiming him as a bezzie I was suggesting him as one for the OP as his proclivities seemed a good fit

You also liked Riviera IIRC

 

[CatRyan]

You also liked Riviera IIRC

So much, what with his snazzy blazers, surgeons' cuffs, art works and what not

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

Start a poll asking people which bracket their annual salary falls into and post a photo of their everyday carry (watch, phone, wallet, etc.) so we can judge them?

Annual salary, you mean you still have to work for a living?

Poor chap.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Me and Jojo Pugwesh are bessie mates, like.

No, I hate you.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

He can be a naughty bugger can @Ciro_DiMarzio - I’m reliably informed he has a big collection of butt plugs

@mux could have done with a lend of one while his bog was nackered.

 

[seahamstar]

Well I'm in the landed gentry with a herd of moles and multiple pairs of cocker spaniel trousers.

Of the three-Quarter length variety ?

 

[Cotia]

If any of us had any friends, of any type - even a budgerigar, we wouldn't be here

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

I have a couple of very good mates who post on here.

 

[cornish mackem]

Somebody PMd me a few month back out of the blue to inform me that they had uncovered a conspiracy and that there was apparently 30 or so accounts on here that were somehow linked to one person and were ran with the purpose of pushing the agenda of the CCP.

Since then I’ve just assumed that most people are one of these accounts and so just to be safe I’m going to say that the CCP is my best friend.

CCP?

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

CCP?

Chinese communist party.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Chinese communist party.

There's been some discussion about this. There's one poster who is very well versed on CCP and posts regularly on here. No names though.

 

[den]

My best friend on here is Den , because he is a sexy beast.

 

[Cee Jay]

Who's this utter f***ing clownshoe ?

 

[ARs biscuit]

I mustn't have read the rules properly when I joined.
Didn't realise it was like when you went to big school and had to go with a best friend.

 

[Cow]

I'd hazard a guess lots of posters would put me down as their best friend, or at least they'd want to be my best friend on the board.

I couldn't choose one, I'm liked by so many. I couldn't honestly choose who I dislike the most on here.

Ahem

 

[Doberman]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

@I am Boss here's one for you mate. @Banter King is looking to befriend a Tory.

 

[wisemensaysteve]

I have a couple of very good mates who post on here.

multiple logins

 

[Horace Cope]

I recall one poster randomly messaging me about UFOs and alien abductions in the Gateshead area that he was researching but it looks like his username was deleted after rereading the DM.

After rereading the message it was either fox Mulder or that crank off rich planet