Who is your best friend on this message board and why?

[Banter King]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

 

[GingerNick]

dont have any...for all I know everyone else on here is Lordy and all he does is argue with himself!

 

[CatRyan]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

@MinkeyTinsel

 

[The Krankie Returns]

Oh my sweet Jesus…..this forum has just hit a new low.

 

[banburysafc]

Think you need a new username already if that's the chronic crack you're going to be serving up.

 

[peil]

imagine sitting down and typing that out, wow

 

[Keawyeds]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

You want your new friend to be Rubeus Hagrid?

Think you need a new username already if that's the chronic crack you're going to be serving up.

Or, just stop. I don't think another attempt should be allowed.

 

[Martin F]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

I think you have problem making friends because you come across as an arrogant cock.

 

[RossTheNinja]

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[PaddySAFC97]

 

[Banter King]

Thanks for the kind words so far, its very pleasing.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I'm upper-middle class with at 4 Cocker Spaniels and have several pairs of mole skin trousers, unfortunately I wouldn't befriend someone so uncouth they'd create a thread begging for friends.

 

[Keawyeds]

I'm upper-middle class with at 4 Cocker Spaniels and have several pairs of mole skin trousers, unfortunately I wouldn't befriend someone so uncouth they'd create a thread begging for friends.

Well I'm in the landed gentry with a herd of moles and multiple pairs of cocker spaniel trousers.

 

[Banter King]

I'm upper-middle class with at 4 Cocker Spaniels and have several pairs of mole skin trousers, unfortunately I wouldn't befriend someone so uncouth they'd create a thread begging for friends.

Such as shame, I was eager to show you my side by sides, just had them polished.

 

[ilovehorswill]

 

[Banter King]

Chaps, on the left here, the picture, its Daddies housing he erected for the persons who work on the estate in Durham. Very good for Pigeon.

 

[Scunny Dan]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

No way am I palling up with some nancy boy who likes mole skin.

 

[FCCincinnati]

Not the Bantam King.

 

[ajthemackem]

I'm getting the word...

 

[Banter King]

No way am I palling up with some nancy boy who likes mole skin.

Aye say old chap, steady on a bit, nancy boy is not a fair description of me. I play Rugger and Hockey I will have you know!
I also like Brass Rubbing, it can be very rewarding.