Who is your best friend on this message board and why?

[woodlebert]

Somebody PMd me a few month back out of the blue to inform me that they had uncovered a conspiracy and that there was apparently 30 or so accounts on here that were somehow linked to one person and were ran with the purpose of pushing the agenda of the CCP.

Since then I’ve just assumed that most people are one of these accounts and so just to be safe I’m going to say that the CCP is my best friend.

I think I got a similar DM

 

[Big Jeff]

@ReidysLeftLug



Me as well.

He went on a proper rampage trying to out Mr Oompapa as a Chinese spy.

This forum man. Can’t be many other provincial club forums that have had that happen

How very dare you!

We are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.

 

[Ludwig]

Such as shame, I was eager to show you my side by sides, just had them polished.

Purdy’s are they …… I used to prefer Ower’n’ Unders me self like !!

 

[CatRyan]

How educated are you? I'm prepared to tolerate you as an internet acquaintance initially but only if you provide some essential information;

Mother and fathers occupation?

Level of academic achievement?

School/ University at which they were attained?

Occupation?

Salary?

as I said earlier, he clearly attended the University of Life


and failed

I think I got a similar DM

one of the benefits of one's box being permanently rammed is that I am spared such delights

 

[Big Jeff]

as I said earlier, he clearly attended the University of Life


and failed

Rusticated - very poor form

@CatRyan

 

[HeaderDownBrown]

one of the benefits of one's box being permanently rammed is that I am spared such delights

 

[oROSSo]

Selfish git went and died and then to rub salt into the wounds last Friday out in Durham his idiot of a son dived on me and ripped a brand new jacket on its first wear.

 

[CatRyan]

Rusticated - very poor form

@CatRyan

being sent down is worse, rusticated is just a nice break

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

NIceonemarra, all the best with your friendship quest. I've got three spaniels, one cock, and a shower. I dinnit wear moleskin trousers though, just trackies. I'm common as dog cack, not middle or upper class so we probably can't be friends.

 

[pillars of hercules]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

I'm working class, but you sound boring anyway. It's a no from me.

 

[Raker]

I got on with @mux but later found out he soils himself regularly so had to drop him. I find the best place to make friends is the bogs in the bridges, good luck.

 

[socrates]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

the return of Death Trooper. multi log ins but always the same needy posts

 

[Kevj]

I find the best place to make friends is the bogs in the bridges, good luck.

Is that where you first met @mux ?

 

[Raker]

Is that where you first met @mux ?

Nah mate, he doesn’t use toilets.

 

[PeteFTM]

i'll be your pal like. I've got three staffys called Skye, Lucky and Carl and I wear Diadora trackies

 

[Cox Green Fc]

@Plank top guy gan back years

 

[Kevj]

Nah mate, he doesn’t use toilets.

He does hang around them tho.

 

[CatRyan]

i'll be your pal like. I've got three staffys called Skye, Lucky and Carl and I wear Diadora trackies

do you have trackie bottoms that do up the sides with studs? those are class la

 

[PeteFTM]

do you have trackie bottoms that do up the sides with studs? those are class la

ner na. they're for lasses

 

[Hettonlass]

@Raker but not too keen on his obssesion to shower with everyones dog