Who here has suffered most physical pain?



Had a nosebleed that wouldn’t stop….


No wait. Honestly. The rupture in my nose was very close to an artery. Over the course of three days in Sunderland Royal. I had two operations to pack my nose. And a few blood transfusions to keep me going.

I bled through the first pack they put in, and was rushed back in for a second op. It was packed this time from inside my nose, and this second time from behind on the soft pallet. Now I couldn’t talk and was constantly drooling. It hurt just breathing. I lost two days with this, woke up twice and it was dark on different days. After 4 hours in the middle of the night I bled through this second pack too.

The specialist then suggested a procedure that way work - but he’d only done it a few times. This is where the real pain started. He said he would remove the pack in my nose and throat without general anaesthetic and it would hurt. When a specialist tells you it’s going to hurt he/she isn’t lying. 😂 once it was all out, here comes part two. He now was going to inject all up the inside of my nose with adrenaline. I’ve never to this day experienced pain like that last night.

The adrenaline injections worked, which is just as well, as the next step was to open my face up and cauterise the artery. :mad:
John the Savage said:
There's no comparison with the lasses on the pain front. Child birth -F*** that!
Click to expand...
One of the nurses on the ward I was on said she’d rather give birth than what I went through those few days 😅
 
Last edited:
Disc fusion on my back which went wrong. After the op - wedging a piece of my hip bone inbetween 2 dics - one of the screws loosened and was pressing into a nerve. Didn't even get discharged, had to have a second op 3 days later. To make matters worse when I was waiting for the second op a bitch of a nurse took my morphine drip away and didn't return it. Cried all night in agony.
 
Whiplash, proper whiplash not some car accident scammer whiplash. I had 5 months off work, the first two weeks I had to stay at my sisters house because I couldn't climb the 1 flight of stairs to get to my flat. I couldn't stay in one position for more than 20 minutes, I'd stand for 20 minutes, sit for 20 minutes, lie down for 20 minutes and repeat. Sleep lasted 2 hours then I'd wake up in agony. Alcohol worked better than pain killers.
 
John the Savage said:
There's no comparison with the lasses on the pain front. Child birth -F*** that!
Click to expand...

You never hear them mentioning it years later though, I'll always remember the Mrs not even minutes after giving birth to our first daughter that she would have an epidural the next time.
She never and bit me in child birth the second time and it knacked. :lol:
 
smoker said:
The mothers on the forum will win this. For me it was the piss I had just after a cystoscopy.
Click to expand...
Diven even wnat to Nar. 😱
tynevalleyblackcat said:
I had various reconstructive surgery and skin grafts right up to the age of 18 and was under 1 when it happened. I crawled onto the hot plate of an open fire.
Click to expand...
Jesus Christ. I’ll be having nightmares of that man. Thank fuck you cant remember. Can’t imagine how your parents were when that happened.
 
Last edited:
Bit of wood got stuck behind my eye at college when I was doing some chiselling, excruciating. Had to have a large cotton bud put behind my eye ball and have it pulled out that way
 
Foreskin trapped in my zip when I was about 12…mam took me to hospital but while I remember the pain I’m not sure if the embarrassment was worse ?
 
Cee Jay said:
Foreskin trapped in my zip when I was about 12…mam took me to hospital but while I remember the pain I’m not sure if the embarrassment was worse ?
Click to expand...
Same thing happened to a kid a bit younger at our school.

The school nurse sellotaped a brown paper sweet bag to his trousers to cover it up while they waited for the ambulance.
🌭
 

Back
Top