Who here has suffered most physical pain?

[Cheesy Feet]

Kidney stones.

 

[two left feet]

I was thinking what then fuck has that question got to do with football and then I saw the knacker who had posted it.

What a cretin.

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

Severely burned as a baby and had to be placed on a crucifix type thing to stop me tearing off the bandages. Screamed constantly for two weeks apparently. Thankfully I was too young to remember it now.

 

[GMac]

Ya Big Softies.....Think of Mothers Everywhere.....Bet child birth smarts a little bit....

 

[Tony Towers Fanclub]

I was executed by guillotine once.

And Boots had run out of Junior Dispirin. Typical, eh?

 

[Wilsonian]

Severely burned as a baby and had to be placed on a crucifix type thing to stop me tearing off the bandages. Screamed constantly for two weeks apparently. Thankfully I was too young to remember it now.

Christ almigh......dear me.

 

[Shibby Safc]

I was ran over when I was 17. Luckily escaped with broken foot, broken arm and stitches. scarred all over like.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Mental pain, yes. Regrets, i've had a few, but...

I've inflicted a fair bit mind.

Knacked a young German/Austrian girl once when skiing. She was screaming in pain, so i'm guessing her leg was broken. Accidental, honest.

 

[prideofhylton]

My mate, gave me a Chalkie years ago, they hurt. (if you don't know what a chalkie is, ask yer da)

 

[Ian_O]

What a sad life OP must have posting the likes of this! FFS!

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

I got bit from the bairns hamster

 

[Silky]

Now it's been moved to a more suitable forum, how about concentrated nitric acid in the eyes and face? I was told there was green smoke coming off me pyat, but for obvious reasons couldn't see it myself...

 

[humbug]

Severely burned as a baby and had to be placed on a crucifix type thing to stop me tearing off the bandages. Screamed constantly for two weeks apparently. Thankfully I was too young to remember it now.

i still have a big scald mark on my back from when i was a nipper. running past the fire that had a pan of hot water on it, tripped over the carpet and bob's your uncle.

 

[Smiler]

Anyone who has broken their heal bones will probably win this. I've seen very strong people reduced to tears running down their face because of the pain

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

i still have a big scald mark on my back from when i was a nipper. running past the fire that had a pan of hot water on it, tripped over the carpet and bob's your uncle.

I had various reconstructive surgery and skin grafts right up to the age of 18 and was under 1 when it happened. I crawled onto the hot plate of an open fire.

 

[humbug]

I had various reconstructive surgery and skin grafts right up to the age of 18 and was under 1 when it happened. I crawled onto the hot plate of an open fire.

bloody hell, sounds terrible.

Anyone who has broken their heal bones will probably win this. I've seen very strong people reduced to tears running down their face because of the pain

cracked mine jumping down off the back of the wagon. wasn't pleasant.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Broken collar bone wasn't fun. Any time I moved I'd have this lovely stabbing pain.

 

[Les the Scientist]

Broken elbow. I honestly couldn't breathe it was that painful. For some bizarre reason I thought it was a good idea to drive to the hospital doing the gears with my broken arm. Arsehole

 

[herra soul mob]

had a canny few gallstone attacks before having it removed, have it taken out before you experience one boys and girls.

 

[luckyegg]

, bomb went of in my hands age 12 , broken collar bone jumping school fence and the prongs were in side my trouser leg , slamming me against the fence and leaving me hanging for considerable time