Who has the worst job on a hot day like today.

[weebil64]

Especially plonkies

Makes for good beer induced dancing moves I suppose.

 

[Dark Traveller]

When I was a young YTS painter and decorator, one particularly hot summer day I got the job to varnish a load of wood shelving inside a large school greenhouse. I could only last about ten minutes before having to come out and take five minutes cool down then head back inside. I was having difficulty seeing because the sweat was streaming down my face.

About an hour later, the bloke who had given me the task, came looking to see what was taking so long.

Spotted me taking a breather outside, called me a lazy little shit for skiving, took the brush and varnish off me and went inside the greenhouse. Five minutes later he was back out gasping for air and swearing like a trooper....

I tried very hard not to look smug

 

[Boz33]

Makes for good beer induced dancing moves I suppose.

Cheap entertainment, everyone wins

 

[Slow joe]

Can't think of a single job that would make me happy to be doing it on a day like this.

 

[Disco_Pants93]

Even alcoholics?

Yep. everyone. No exceptions

 

[weebil64]

Can't think of a single job that would make me happy to be doing it on a day like this.

Not even a photographer employed by the tabloids to get those 'phew wat a scorcher' beach and park pics of scantily clad young hens?

 

[Slow joe]

Not even a photographer employed by the tabloids to get those 'phew wat a scorcher' beach and park pics of scantily clad young hens?

Not really. Would rather just be sat doing nowt or having a pint.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Can't think of a single job that would make me happy to be doing it on a day like this.

Doing a photo shoot of nubile young women, employed to rub ice cubes over their nipples to keep them pert?

 

[Charmless Man]

Doing a photo shoot of nubile young women, employed to rub ice cubes over their nipples to keep them pert?

I see the creeps are out in force again.

 

[Lambchops]

Doing a photo shoot of nubile young women, employed to rub ice cubes over their nipples to keep them pert?

I can wank after a pint mate, no need for extra graft

 

[Slow joe]

Doing a photo shoot of nubile young women, employed to rub ice cubes over their nipples to keep them pert?

Maybe I'm a bit odd but I don't know why anyone would rather be doing that than be sat in a beer garden.

 

[Lambchops]

Maybe I'm a bit odd but I don't know why anyone would rather be doing that than be sat in a beer garden.

Agreed

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

My ex used to work in her dad’s chip shop when she was a teenager. I used to get sent to the shop to collect a Saturday evening fish supper for our family.

When we got together about 10 years later she told me that in hot weather she’d just wear her knickers under those white coats that chippy workers have on.

Next time you’re in a chip shop you may not be able to look at big hairy Stavros the same way again.

I fancy a chippy tea. The lass in ours is canny.

 

[Dennis]

Anyone who isn't sat in an office like a lass is probably going to be sweating their nuts off in this

 

[weebil64]

I can wank after a pint mate, no need for extra graft

In this heat?

 

[Lambchops]

In this heat?

Oh aye

 

[weebil64]

Oh aye

I suppose that's what ice cubes are for.

 

[Baloo]

Maybe I'm a bit odd but I don't know why anyone would rather be doing that than be sat in a beer garden.

Undercover beer garden tester?

 

[Chap78]

Welding in a corrugated tin Tenko hut all day was canny good like. 35 degrees in there the day.

 

[ChrisK]

I work on a contaminated land site where PPE includes full chemical suit, wellies, hard had plastic gloves and goggles. It can get a bit sweaty in this weather

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