what's your favourite greedminds quote?

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Kevin

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"i should be working with peter gabriel soon, i'm dead excited about it ( making a documentary about a friend of his will allsop, and he is doing the voice over)"

"saw his first ever solo live gig , was shit , i spent most of the night watching my mate TRY and pick up belinds carlisle"

"here a good one , got in a fight with pauli , pussy and christopher from sopranos, chris was a dick so when he went to the bar i asked him to " dance the drinks back over here" ( he played spider in goodfellas)"

"got drunk with leonardo dicaprio once , nice fella "

"loads, too many to mention, for example i'm mates with an F1 driver but one unusual one sticks out at the height of the iran contra scandal i met colnol oliver north at the tower of london!!! "

"and theres loads i've not mentioned, had dinner with lennox lewis and tommy hearns once "

"had same dealer as j kay and mick hucknall used to fancy my mrs "

"i blanked schumacher at a party this year, was at a party in montreal after the grand prix , i was standing talking to barrachello and micheal walked up and stood there, expecting us to stop"
Fuck me, im a big fan of Greedminds work, but i havent seen half of these.

What a cock.
 

Bob Fleming

Striker
Excellent, let's get them all together and tot up each celebrity he's mentioned and see how bad his name dropping is.

Bet he's sat in a pair grey duds behind a PC in Pallion really. Small town bollocks as well.
 
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haddaway and shite

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But don't forget that to Greedminds they aren't celebs - they're just people.

Is he spending more time on here because his real friends are all in the jungle and he wasn't invited?
I noticed.

"youve got a point , but really i dont see it as a big deal, who the fuck am i?? it's just silly stories .i've never met a celeb thats paid my electric bill, so really they are not that important "
 

Pebbles

Striker
I noticed.

"youve got a point , but really i dont see it as a big deal, who the fuck am i?? it's just silly stories .i've never met a celeb thats paid my electric bill, so really they are not that important "
Lots of celebs have paid my bills over the years as I used to work for a theatrical agent. Does that mean I'm allowed to read Hello? I hope not as it's shit.
 
I tell you, he's going to have the last laugh when we all find out that he's really Prince William.... or schizophrenic.

Still got to admire the lads sheer brass to post this stuff though.
 
Originally Posted by greedminds
i unlike you , I have a life and actually know real people , some of which are relatives,some of which are officers in the British army
That classic was directed at me when i questioned his grasp on military tactics.

I dont think i got round to telling him i had been to Sandhurst:lol:
 
Excellent, let's get them all together and tot up each celebrity he's mentioned and see how bad his name dropping is.

Bet he's sat in a pair grey duds behind a PC in Pallion really. Small town bollocks as well.
That would be an interesting excercise. I cant be arsed myself but I'm sure someone can..... I reckon there will be at least 35 - 40 name drops like!
 
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MACKEM ANGELS

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There are so many to choose from....but this is a good 'un

who knows at these things . you spend half the night " shake n fake" then work out who's there then get pissed
:lol:

When claiming that he is off to the launch of Casino Royale
Actually he didn't say that exactly but I think that's what he wanted us to believe; when you actually looked at the invite it's nothing more than a Bond-themed party in a nightclub.
 
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Thekeanemachine

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Originally Posted by greedminds
i unlike you , I have a life and actually know real people , some of which are relatives,some of which are officers in the British army
Thats a corker that one like :lol:

makes me laugh anyway :)
 
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Mr Creosote

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i was seven when trainspotting in carlisle, i then realised i was lost. an older man guided me (and himself) home
 
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