What a twat

[foggyballa]

Some people are good at Football but know nothing about it.

Michael Owen was great at running fast and kicking the ball in the net.

But his brain is powered by a watermill.

And the millrace ran dry long ago

 

[dangermows]

Talking about the movie Predator, was in my local supermarket this morning and I spotted these monstrosities in the vegetable section....

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Predatatey (fuck is it?)

 

[SAFCBlandy]

About ten years ago, Owen said he'd only ever seen eight films in his entire life. Leave it at that

Didn't realize they'd made that many minions films

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

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[Visiting owl]

Predatatey

Very good,... but not quite....what do you think they are?

 

[dangermows]

Very good,... but not quite....what do you think they are?

See my edit.

 

[Mackemansj1]

The so called experts don’t even watch games half the time man. Remember listening to marco say it a few times in the radio that he hadn’t seen the game while making comments on it. A lot of them do it get a quick few quid cashing in on having played the game when most have less of a clue than the average pub drinker.

 

[Visiting owl]

See my edit.

Celery heads..

 

[dangermows]

Very good,... but not quite....what do you think they are?

Guessing a poorly Swede

Celery heads..

Ah right, ugly bassas.

 

[dave hedgehog]

Michael Owen is . Before the game saying Spurs would do us over ,as they were a much better side. On paper maybe ,at full strength, but as Clough said ,football is played on grass
Even Lescott agreed with him. Pundits giving us no credit at all.

Michael Owen is wrong. Our central midfield is far better and has far more graft in them than theres and therein lies spuds' problem. Having a proper midfield gives any team a chance to do ok over a season.

 

[Morse]

Guessing a poorly Swede

Ah right, ugly bassas.

Do you mean Celeriac?

A form of textured leather?

Ah, nice quick edit, there! 'Suede'!

 

[dangermows]

Celery heads..

Do you mean celeriac? Also know as knob celery?

 

[Lord Potts]

Some people are good at Football but know nothing about it.

Michael Owen was great at running fast and kicking the ball in the net.

But his brain is powered by a watermill.

Do you actually think that it's powered?

 

[DrewC]

Michael Owen is . Before the game saying Spurs would do us over ,as they were a much better side. On paper maybe ,at full strength, but as Clough said ,football is played on grass
Even Lescott agreed with him. Pundits giving us no credit at all.

I am still baffled at us being +160 to win before the match and Spurs favourites made zero sense to me including Mag waving pundits

 

[Morse]

Owen is the Homer Simpson of 'pundits'.

 

[The King of Um]

Owen's other half has a wall in their house that she has painted 4357 times, just to watch it dry.

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Michael Owen is literally as thick as a canteen pot.

 

[THE CLOCKSTAND CLOCK]

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WTF have I just watched

 

[dangermows]

Owen hates the Mags. Abd the Mags hate him.

Haway Owen lad.

 

[Turnip from the Tip]

Michael Owen is . Before the game saying Spurs would do us over ,as they were a much better side. On paper maybe ,at full strength, but as Clough said ,football is played on grass
Even Lescott agreed with him. Pundits giving us no credit at all.

Also as Brian Clough once said after getting the signing of Carl Tyler wrong; “he floats like a butterfly…and he tackles like one too.”