Wetherspoons

[Epping]

Imagine the carnage the first weekend they are open though! They may have to operate a table-booking system rather than the usual free for all

Inline booking system to get in.. get allocated a 2 hour slot

 

[bomber]

I loved the the interview when he was asked which EU law he disliked the most.

Inline booking system to get in.. get allocated a 2 hour slot

the 0900-1100 you will have to buy from the touts on Fleabay,might pay to order some wigs,a false porno tash,cap and sunglasses while your on,be like a game of guess who

 

[joemcdokes]

The chief executive of one of the big chains (think it was Fullers or Greene King) was on the TV the other day saying it would probably cost the company more to open its pubs complying with social distancing than to keep them shut.

Haway the stopping in!
Edit: Stopping Inn

 

[Ashley In!!]

Have announced that they have plans in place to re-open in June.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1255534546029817857

They'd open tomorrow if they were allowed. If the government say no to June then they won't be opening then either though.

 

[king of the road]

A lot of Remoaner gammons fewmin on this thread.

"Grrrr he did a Brexit"

You’re one of the piss soaked tramps that sup in there at 9am each morning aren’t you?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Exactly, I can just imagine the scenes from some of the regulars in Jamesons though.

Gerrin'
I like a visit to Jamesons on a Friday.

 

[joemcdokes]

You’re one of the piss soaked tramps that sup in there at 9am each morning aren’t you?

Do you actually care if he was?

 

[CEF]

You’re one of the piss soaked tramps that sup in there at 9am each morning aren’t you?

livid

 

[bomber]

They'd open tomorrow if they were allowed. If the government say no to June then they won't be opening then either though.

cannot see it,too early,plus the rednosed 0900 crew huddled together coughing and spluttering while smoking in the doorway would soon have CV spreading like wildfire

 

[look out piano]

Nope, not gonna happen.

 

[kossoff]

Have announced that they have plans in place to re-open in June.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1255534546029817857

2025?

 

[Thrall]

Inline booking system to get in.. get allocated a 2 hour slot

Why aye, not everyone lives in Epping mate

 

[Daks]

4 weeks time pubs opening.? It's absolutely ridiculous if anyone even thinks this is remotely possible ! Fuck me

 

[Epping]

4 weeks time pubs opening.? It's absolutely ridiculous if anyone even thinks this is remotely possible ! Fuck me

Didn't it say end of June so that's 9 weeks..

Nope just around June so that could be upto 9 weeks

Why aye, not everyone lives in Epping mate

We don't have a spoons.. town lacks pubs these days... Too many food places

 

[Daks]

Didn't it say end of June so that's 9 weeks..

Nope just around June so that could be upto 9 weeks

Didn't even read it but I can assure you we won't be opening non essential covid breeding grounds in the next 9 weeks.

 

[Kevsgreat]

A lot of Remoaner gammons fewmin on this thread.

"Grrrr he did a Brexit"

Tim Wetherspoons is gammon case zero man.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

***Breaking News***

The PO Club has had plans to open every weekend since the last week of March. We haven't opened like but you cannit be too underprepared.

 

[DoctorMick]

They have some advantages in that some of those premises are huge so they could reduce capacity and social distance people easier than your local boozer

Completely fucks their business model of shift as much beer as cheaply as possible tho.

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Calling themselves a restaurant no doubt.

probably SEB but they're hardly pubs tbf

 

[Kingdom Bhoy]

4 weeks time pubs opening.? It's absolutely ridiculous if anyone even thinks this is remotely possible ! Fuck me

Exactly it's not going to happen.