KeefBeer
Winger
Writing a will.
That's been done.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Writing a will.
So off to the pub as normal.Bucking
Enjoy. Hope the weather holds out for your barbie.Tax return has blown a hole in my finances so we're staying in, getting a steak in from the supermarket and getting it on the grill.
Me getting neutered?Been married for nearly 40 years, what the fuck is there to celebrate!
The nights must fly by round your houseGetting a urine sample out of the cat (so the vet can analyze it on Saturday).
Enjoy your night.Working 7 until 5 then home film with the Mrs and few drinks. Then off to bed for lots of...... No sex
Are you getting the love sausage?Going to have a great night. Inviting a lass over, got candles, an M&S dine-in for two, really romantic.
A slight shame she charges by the hour mind.
You too my friendEnjoy your night.
Barbie? I fuckin wishSo off to the pub as normal.
Enjoy. Hope the weather holds out for your barbie.
Me getting neutered?
What’s this?The only thing I'll receive is a message from Team Snapchat.
Are you getting the love sausage?
Sarcastic twat.You too my friend
What’s this?
Sarcastic twat.
Oh my, yes please.
Great excuse to wank once you need the samples! The first one is like a puff of smoke!
Enacting hers.Writing a will.
Aye, I nearly wanked into the sample pot when all they needed was a piss sample. Good job I knocked on the little door in the wall and asked.Great excuse to wank once you need the samples! The first one is like a puff of smoke!
I’ve got what I need. Now I can go about my business worry free.