Valentines Day Plans

[KeefBeer]

Writing a will.

That's been done.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Taking the Mrs out for a meal.
The fact that the house is empty on a Saturday it’s the least I can do.
I am confident nobody else uses my toothbrush.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Bucking

So off to the pub as normal.

Tax return has blown a hole in my finances so we're staying in, getting a steak in from the supermarket and getting it on the grill.

Enjoy. Hope the weather holds out for your barbie.

Been married for nearly 40 years, what the fuck is there to celebrate!

Me getting neutered?

 

[gabbiadini1]

Getting a urine sample out of the cat (so the vet can analyze it on Saturday).

The nights must fly by round your house

 

[Iballistic George]

Working 7 until 5 then home film with the Mrs and few drinks. Then off to bed for lots of...... No sex

 

[Goat Eyes]

Working 7 until 5 then home film with the Mrs and few drinks. Then off to bed for lots of...... No sex

Enjoy your night.

 

[rudd]

The only thing I'll receive is a message from Team Snapchat.

Going to have a great night. Inviting a lass over, got candles, an M&S dine-in for two, really romantic.

A slight shame she charges by the hour mind.

Are you getting the love sausage?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

@tunstall birdman is bucking the trend...

 

[Iballistic George]

Enjoy your night.

You too my friend

 

[Struts]

So off to the pub as normal.

Enjoy. Hope the weather holds out for your barbie.

Me getting neutered?

Barbie? I fuckin wish

 

[Goat Eyes]

The only thing I'll receive is a message from Team Snapchat.

Are you getting the love sausage?

What’s this?

You too my friend

Sarcastic twat.

 

[Secret Visage]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Breathe into this hankie
Let me love you

 

[rudd]

What’s this?

Sarcastic twat.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1225343373965291522

 

[Goat Eyes]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1225343373965291522

Oh my, yes please.

 

[offshore]

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

What you laughing at @mux !

Great excuse to wank once you need the samples! The first one is like a puff of smoke!

 

[Lexingtongue]

Writing a will.

Enacting hers.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

What you laughing at @mux !

 

[Goat Eyes]

Great excuse to wank once you need the samples! The first one is like a puff of smoke!

Aye, I nearly wanked into the sample pot when all they needed was a piss sample. Good job I knocked on the little door in the wall and asked.

I’ve got what I need. Now I can go about my business worry free.

Nothing beats abstaining though I suppose.

 

[tunstall birdman]

@tunstall birdman is bucking the trend...

Nothing beats abstaining though I suppose.

 

[Brian Griffin]

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

What you laughing at @mux !

I’ve never looked back. God speed