Useless Things In Life

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Chocolate Teapots.
Chocolate Frying Pans,
Chocolate Pokers.
Chocolate Sunhats.

 

[sadders]

In universal terms life itself is fairly useless.

 

[Lord Potts]

Small hairs on your ear lobes

 

[Dagzd1973]

Small hairs on your ear lobes

If a spider ever tries to crawl into your ear you'll be glad those hairs are there.

 

[Lord Potts]

If a spider ever tries to crawl into your ear you'll be glad those hairs are there.

Do you know after all these years of wondering about the hairs I am going to find a spider for myself to test your theory out.

 

[WildTurkey]

Open top submarines.

Glass eyes

Homemade ones useful if you want to kill and dismember someone

 

[Dagzd1973]

Do you know after all these years of wondering about the hairs I am going to find a spider for myself to test your theory out.

I think you should tbf. You can't believe everything you read on the internet.

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[WildTurkey]

If a spider ever tries to crawl into your ear you'll be glad those hairs are there.

Spider can’t crawl into your lobe Shirley?

 

[b1gals]

That sticker for resealing a family bag of maltesers

 

[Lord Potts]

I think you should tbf. You can't believe everything you read on the internet.

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Spider can’t crawl into your lobe Shirley?

No according to @Dagzd1973 it has to get past the defensive hairs on the lobes to crawl in to your actual eat hole. I have caught a small fly to put in to my ear this evening to see if I can attract a spider.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Glass hammer.

 

[Tadger]

Anne Frank’s drum kit.

 

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Eu Parliament

 

[WildTurkey]

No according to @Dagzd1973 it has to get past the defensive hairs on the lobes to crawl in to your actual eat hole. I have caught a small fly to put in to my ear this evening to see if I can attract a spider.

Your lobe is the hanging flappy bit though isn’t it?

 

[Deleted User 17809]

Political correctness.

 

[Kevj]

Political correctness.

Must. Not. State. The. f***ing. Obvious. In. This. Thread.

 

[Dagzd1973]

The toenail on your little toe.

 

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The toenail on your little toe.

Hairs on your toenail.

 

[S.S.R..]

Hearth rugs made from pubic hair

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

That sticker for resealing a family bag of maltesers

And the one on a bag of pasta. Everyone opens them up and puts it in a Kilner jar anyway.