Useless Things In Life

[marsey]

Orientation arrows on packages

 

[The Raven]

Cardboard baths

 

[Hair Flick]

Chocolate Fireguards

 

[Frijj]

@Chocolate Fireguard

 

[Nig]

Chocolate fireguards .

 

[becs]

Underwater gas stoves. You can't get the wood for them.

 

[socrates]

Rodwell

 

[Nig]

Open top submarines.

Glass eyes

 

[Dagzd1973]

This thread

 

[Arkle]

Glass eyes

Also glass ears and glass nostrils.

 

[fyl2u]

The little flaps of soft plastic in the corner of supermarket bacon packs that are supposed to pull the top of the pack off but just tear off and leave you needing to use a knife to open the pack anyway.

 

[Nig]

Instructions on Chinese products.

Left handed thimbles

 

[Teed]

Martin Bain.

 

[Rickety Cricket]

Foreskin.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Cucumber

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Non-stick glue.

Yacht varnish. Who varnishes yachts nowadays.

 

[Spot]

Virgin Media support

@tunstall birdman 's condoms

 

[SeahamMackem]

Wigs

 

[Dark Traveller]

Out of office auto emails which clearly state you on annual leave....

 

[Rickety Cricket]

Virgin Media support

@tunstall birdman 's condoms

On that line; every call centre outside of the UK.

Especially when you have an Indian accent and you're called Robert.