Useless Things In Life

[Hair Flick]

Fireguards made from chocolate

Rodwell

Already covered under chocolate fireguards iirc

 

[Nig]

Chocolate fire grates

 

[Turny]

Pay phones
Indicators on bmws & audis
Short out
Rodwells footie boots

 

[ivanthereasonable]

1000 telephones that don't ring.

 

[The Truth]

Ashtrays for motorbikes

 

[JAZZMANB]

Customer services dept

Most handy hints

 

[Gideon Gungeon]

wire mesh watering cans mate

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Nurses who say, "you might feel a little prick".

Cling film. How boring is that ? Doesn't even have Steve Guttenberg in it.

Freshly squeezed orange juice. Is it fuck. Its been sitting on that shelf for weeks.

 

[Beery]

Jim's ma's knickers

 

[Hair Flick]

Jim's ma's knickers

Not true, the floor has never been so well polished

 

[Posh/ODvM]

Management consultants

 

[Hair Flick]

Management consultants

Bloody hell stranger, who lifted your rock?

 

[Posh/ODvM]

Bloody hell stranger, who lifted your rock?

A management consultant

 

[Hair Flick]

A management consultant

They're useless them man

 

[Jimmer13]

Underwater gas stoves. You can't get the wood for them.

You can @becs, from the petrified wood forest.

 

[Posh/ODvM]

They're useless them man

It has been a while since I spouted bollocks on an internet forum, perhaps posting again is a measure of just how bored I am in this job. It's damn good of Sunderland to be playing a team 10 miles from home next season - I may even stir my lazy arse and go.

 

[StiflerPG]

@On Tour and @PeruzziWatch

 

[MonkeyLove]

@Frijj's testicals

 

[CW7]

Our starting XI

 

[PinzaC55]

Navels.

Male nipples.