BigPete
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I think one or two might have had a stroke like,
Weyyyyy
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I think one or two might have had a stroke like,
Why do you lower your jeans to have a piss?
Scared of a little bother in a bar, went outside and pissed himself, got a slap from the authorities, pissing himself again on a message board. Man up.
Haway thenLast night in Spain.
Had just left a bar and didn't want to head back in as there was some bother - was only going to end one way.
Decided to have a piss in some doorway next to it whilst on the phone. Noticed a police car about to turn onto the road where I was - that's when I thought *fuck*.
Pretended to stay on the phone whilst me jeans were about 80% of the way up to me waist. Car stopped and the copper shouts over to me. I go over to the driver window and he is f***ing raging - asks for my passport which I give over straight away. Looks at it and says something to the other copper. I'm obviously starting to panic like fuck as I need the passport to get to work every day - so thought here we go - fine/arrest incoming.
I'm apologising non-stop in Spanish and once he's finished talking to his marra, he starts slapping me side-to-side on the face with me f***ing passport.
He told me to fuck off out the area and if I was seen again that would be it. Never exited the centre of town as quick in me life, took some convoluted route home in the hope they wouldn't follow me.
Lesson learnt - how I got away without further punishment I'll never know - but what an awful experience.
My mate was having a piss against some fire doors up an alley in the middle of Newcastle when all of a sudden they flew open and the bingo crowd came out.
Number 4 - piss up the doorMy mate was having a piss against some fire doors up an alley in the middle of Newcastle when all of a sudden they flew open and the bingo crowd came out.
Not many sun beds to sleep on outside the puffin billy mind. If there were you'd end up with hypothermiaI'm not excluding their heavy handed tactics but imagine if 1000s of Spanish lads descended on seaburn or Whitley bay the way we do in benidorm , magaluf, torremolinos etc they probably get a pass from the locals
Last night in Spain.
Had just left a bar and didn't want to head back in as there was some bother - was only going to end one way.
Decided to have a piss in some doorway next to it whilst on the phone. Noticed a police car about to turn onto the road where I was - that's when I thought *fuck*.
Pretended to stay on the phone whilst me jeans were about 80% of the way up to me waist. Car stopped and the copper shouts over to me. I go over to the driver window and he is f***ing raging - asks for my passport which I give over straight away. Looks at it and says something to the other copper. I'm obviously starting to panic like fuck as I need the passport to get to work every day - so thought here we go - fine/arrest incoming.
I'm apologising non-stop in Spanish and once he's finished talking to his marra, he starts slapping me side-to-side on the face with me f***ing passport.
He told me to fuck off out the area and if I was seen again that would be it. Never exited the centre of town as quick in me life, took some convoluted route home in the hope they wouldn't follow me.
Lesson learnt - how I got away without further punishment I'll never know - but what an awful experience.
Last night in Spain.
Had just left a bar and didn't want to head back in as there was some bother - was only going to end one way.
Decided to have a piss in some doorway next to it whilst on the phone. Noticed a police car about to turn onto the road where I was - that's when I thought *fuck*.
Pretended to stay on the phone whilst me jeans were about 80% of the way up to me waist. Car stopped and the copper shouts over to me. I go over to the driver window and he is f***ing raging - asks for my passport which I give over straight away. Looks at it and says something to the other copper. I'm obviously starting to panic like fuck as I need the passport to get to work every day - so thought here we go - fine/arrest incoming.
I'm apologising non-stop in Spanish and once he's finished talking to his marra, he starts slapping me side-to-side on the face with me f***ing passport.
He told me to fuck off out the area and if I was seen again that would be it. Never exited the centre of town as quick in me life, took some convoluted route home in the hope they wouldn't follow me.
Lesson learnt - how I got away without further punishment I'll never know - but what an awful experience.
Love itMy mate was having a piss against some fire doors up an alley in the middle of Newcastle when all of a sudden they flew open and the bingo crowd came out.
I got caught next to blacklocks down the back alley on Christmas Eve, just got a lecture. Very lucky boy.I got nabbed full flow years ago at the side of Blandford Street by a copper car. Night in the cells.