Updated banned list

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Ten stoppers been banned for ages man.

Safety grounds, loads of tripod monkeys have been washed out to sea doing 5 hour exposures

 

[taipeisafc]

People who wear photographers vests. \
People who don't have at least 5 films in their fridge that are at least 12 months out of date. Anybody who has never got a film back from the developers to find it either blank or full of utter crap (or for Leica IIIf owners anyone who has ever managed to get a film with more than 3 decent exposures on it).

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Photographers vests

 

[oROSSo]

Photographers vests

its the latest look in Milan.

My arms feel over exposed in them though. Waheyyyyyyyyy

 

[smoker]

Wanky frames and titles
Amateurs who watermark poor pictures no-one would ever want to steal
Selective colour
Venture-style high key processing

People who wear photographers vests. \
People who don't have at least 5 films in their fridge that are at least 12 months out of date. Anybody who has never got a film back from the developers to find it either blank or full of utter crap (or for Leica IIIf owners anyone who has ever managed to get a film with more than 3 decent exposures on it).

My early experiments in astrophotography. Had a great collection of quality control stickers.

 

[UaeExile]

its the latest look in Milan.

My arms feel over exposed in them though. Waheyyyyyyyyy

Oh no you didn't

 

[taipeisafc]

Wanky frames and titles
Amateurs who watermark poor pictures no-one would ever want to steal
Selective colour
Venture-style high key processing



My early experiments in astrophotography. Had a great collection of quality control stickers.

I take films in now - when I go to pick up I get the look of pity on the poor staffs faces are heartbreaking as they hand me the money back as there was nothing to scan or print. I am sure they think I am some sort of retarded bloke who takes photos as therapy.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Wanky frames and titles
Amateurs who watermark poor pictures no-one would ever want to steal
Selective colour
Venture-style high key processing



My early experiments in astrophotography. Had a great collection of quality control stickers.

 

[ayesane]

pro's an'arl marra.

ultra-smooth skin,
over sharpened hair,
faux film grain,
split-tone processing

 

[K3NA]

Wonkyism
HDR
Jetties
10 stoppers
'Slik' tripods, just hate the name
People who can't walk on landscape shoots

I can walk but not very far due to a rebuilt spine, smashed ribs and snapped sternum.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

I can walk but not very far due to a rebuilt spine, smashed ribs and snapped sternum.

you're just trying to get on the quad bike with mucky

 

[K3NA]

you're just trying to get on the quad bike with mucky

She can drive and I'll hang on.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

She can drive and I'll hang on.

 

[TiredEyes]

The word 'Tog'

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[ajax_andy]

The word 'Tog'

We need to replace it with something though in that case...

phog?
phorapher?
rapher?
togra?

 

[K3NA]

We need to replace it with something though in that case...

phog?
phorapher?
rapher?
togra?

You been drinking Andy ??

 

[Roger]

Roger

This 'tog was out selling some more wonky HDR shots this morning

Can't get a 10 stopper to fit my fisheye though and no jetties were involved. I use a Manfrotto too so at least I am partially legal.

 

[The Great Soprendo]

The use and discussion of usage of film

The use of cameras that have little tellies on the back .

 

[ajax_andy]

You been drinking Andy ??

Sadly not but it's time to start I think

 

[ajax_andy]

The use of cameras that have little tellies on the back .

You mean modern technology shouldn't be discussed on the internet?

Go and play with your CB radio silly man