Unintentionally Injuring Yourself

[ivanthereasonable]

Clashed heads with someone while playing football. I came down with his two front teeth embedded in my forehead. Hurt.

Knocked myself out with a tennis racquet once....

How the deuce did you manage that ?

 

[Deleted member 1394]

Lad I was playing was much better than me and had a serve like a cannon. I was distracted and not ready for the serve, whipped the racquet up at great speed, missed the ball and hit myself in the head with it. Spark out. Twat.