To the tosspot...

[Jardin]

Seen a bloke on a1 today with front end of his car smashed in and either texting or reading something in his phone. Some people don’t learn.

Probably emailing the Police to report an accident

 

[superdougle]

U ok hun? Inbox me.

Facebook this utter shite.

The bumble “checked into Sunderland general hospital”
(Comment) touch and go here

 

[Boz33]

Probably end up bashing his own wife tonight!

I reckon she'd kick fuck out of him, the blokes too scared to beep his horn never mind go 3 rounds with the missus.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

@chunkylover53 better not post the corresponding spoof thread, he'll get wrong

I’m not getting banned before Christmas (I hope). I’m still on warnings

 

[jackynutmeg]

Can’t wait to get home and post this on SMB!!

Probably typing it whilst driving home

 

[Thebumble]

Probably end up bashing his own wife tonight!

Domestic violence must be acceptable in your eyes then eh!

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

... who with his wife (presumably) and two kids in car seats, nearly crashed into me and put all parties at risk at Washington services tonight in order to steal 10 yards of road! Who then put his arm out of the window and called me a wanker (great role model!).. I hope you drop them off safely and then you burn in a fire on a further commute!

You need to calm down lad ......

 

[Mary Hinge]

... who with his wife (presumably) and two kids in car seats, nearly crashed into me and put all parties at risk at Washington services tonight in order to steal 10 yards of road! Who then put his arm out of the window and called me a wanker (great role model!).. I hope you drop them off safely and then you burn in a fire on a further commute!

Nee wonder if ya typing and driving....Fook me

 

[Thebumble]

You need to calm down lad ......

Is a ban on the horizon for wishing poor luck?

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Is a ban on the horizon for wishing poor luck?

Nor will let you off with that because I know you are such a nice chap and didn't really mean it

 

[Thebumble]

Nor will let you off with that because I know you are such a nice chap and didn't really mean it

Just please don’t be confrontational or ask my ‘mrs’ to beat me up!

 

[mutley]

Bloody hell! I'd hate to get on the wrong side of the OP.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Just please don’t be confrontational or ask my ‘mrs’ to beat me up!

 

[TheWanderer]

Domestic violence must be acceptable in your eyes then eh!

Not at all, i get my frustrations out on bad drivers like a proper bloke

 

[hefty em]

You need to learn the art of sarcasm imo. I beeped at a big fat baldy that was blocking the road ower Heaton today, when he looked ower I gave him the thumbs up.

The look of bewilderment on his fat f***ing chops was my payback. As good as money in the bank that.

 

[Thebumble]

Not at all, i get my frustrations out on bad drivers like a proper bloke

By doing what exactly? Man me up

 

[Duracel Funny]

You should’ve just rammed him off the road and straight into the wear. That’s what I do when I’m not karate chopping seagulls in half.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

I’m not getting banned before Christmas (I hope). I’m still on warnings

Aye need to keep ya nose clean lad ....

 

[TheWanderer]

By doing what exactly? Man me up

See my earlier post

 

[Thebumble]

See my earlier post

Not reasons that nonsense again.