Times the SMB changed your life

[Charmless Man]

More than just the stomach, wasn't it? I thought the two separated once they got beyond the mouth?

Oh aye, completely separate tubes in the neck for your food and drink.

See if you thought of that, wouldn’t you wonder how your body determined where soup should go then start to question yourself?

 

[MonkeyLove]

Showering with my dog has reduced my water bill.
Thank you Northern people your culture has been embraced.

I'm not Northern but you are welcome.

When we get back from walks at the moment I'm just hosing the bitch down outside as it's so warm.

 

[muggboots]

I'm not Northern but you are welcome.

When we get back from walks at the moment I'm just hosing us down outside as it's so warm.

 

[stephen cartwright]

I'm not Northern but you are welcome.

When we get back from walks at the moment I'm just hosing the bitch down outside as it's so warm.

what about the dog?

 

[Cowvahlo]

he gives cracking cuddles too.

Too ducks as well

 

[dangermows]

Humans have one stomach for food and another for drink.

That people don't read threads before they post on them.

 

[Mozza]

At this level we don't take prisoners, though always remember jewels remain still cleaning

 

[Big Sharp Teeth]

Is that shock at my stupidity, or have you just realised too?

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Oh aye, completely separate tubes in the neck for your food and drink.

See if you thought of that, wouldn’t you wonder how your body determined where soup should go then start to question yourself?

soup passes through your internal neck sieve, handily separating the solids from the liquid

 

[myleftfoot1978]

I now have a load of lion shit in my chest freezer, just incase cats try it on in my garden

 

[maygo]

Red sauce is for bairns, brown is for blerks/ wimmin

 

[alexander]

Apparently vaginas are self-cleaning.

I’ve learned many things from @alexander, the bloke is the fountain of all deviant and duck feeding knowledge, for this I will always be in his debt.

Silly sausage.

he gives cracking cuddles too.

Am still hoping #HaveYouHuggedAnSMBerToday will be trending one day.

 

[Purrfect South]

Met some phenomenal ladies doing the Sunderland women's 10k in 2007 (Team Chebs)... Still got me vest... Dunt fit, but still kept it.

Introduced me to @Litten who I chat to daily.

Also helped me to get and install Kodi, for which I'm eternally grateful

I've met some cracking lads ,and lasses too. Being an exile with few contacts left in the NE, this board has put me in touch with people I wouldn't have otherwise met. I was going to matches alone prior to this, and it's really made a difference. I still occasionally don't meet a single one of them at an away match, but I still feel more part of it all now than I did before.
I can still remember going to Southampton away during the Keane promotion season, and I had a spare ticket, which I was willing to give away. The Sun'lun lads at the station were not keen to take a ticket from a Southerner, but one brave lass asked me if I was being genuine. She was a local lass married to a Mackem exile. He had the ticket, and was great company for what was my first match watching the lads since I was teenager back in the 60s.

 

[Son of Stan]

Discovering that my Dad wasn't the only person in the world who said 'Sunlun'. I never knew till I joined on here.

 

[MunkyHeed]

I always presumed Mother Theresa wasn't a little shithouse. How wrong I was.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Is that shock at my stupidity, or have you just realised too?

I'm learning mate. enlighten me with your horse wisdom

 

[r@mside]

I learned you can chop a seagull in half with your bare hands. Had a totally different outlook on the flying rats ever since.

 

[stephen cartwright]

Never leave the house, unless wearing at least £2500 worth of clothes/jewellery

 

[Deleted member 559]

Both here and to a greater extent on the much missed Mackem Boozer, it made me realise that insanity is much more widespread than you could possibly imagine.

That and having multiple wheeliebins

I'm not Northern but you are welcome.

When we get back from walks at the moment I'm just hosing the bitch down outside as it's so warm.

Bit harsh on the wife to be fair

 

[PhilSAFC]

No one has mentioned @mini-x2 ‘s ins and outs.