Times the SMB changed your life

[bigmarlon]

@Dave Herbal told me to switch on the george forman for a minute before cleaning it. game changing moment for me. Will never forget this gem.

Put some water and washing-up liquid in a dirty frying pan/pot, put it on the hob for a few minutes til the water starts to boil, empty water and wash it piece of piss. Much easier than scouring the twat for 20 minutes.

 

[Parkmaverick]

Finding out on a monthly repeat that there are no places to eat in Durham

 

[What A Waster]

That there was a bloke who met Clint Eastwood at Alton Towers and hit it off with him and kept in touch.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

That a lot of you Brits are crazy as bat shit - hilarious as all hell - but crazy as bat shit.

Kind of sorry that I didn't discover this place eons ago as I know most of what is referenced here is from past threads...

 

[KarenDent]

Who'd have thowt an indoor market that sells raw fish and uncooked meat doesn't smell like Fortnum and Mason Every day's a school day on here @Wilfy @Mackem00 @Bladecat

 

[mini-x2]

No one has mentioned @mini-x2 ‘s ins and outs.

Exactly. Credit where credit’s due.

 

[Bladecat]

Who'd have thowt an indoor market that sells raw fish and uncooked meat doesn't smell like Fortnum and Mason Every day's a school day on here @Wilfy @Mackem00 @Bladecat

I wouldn't know as I don't eat meat and only frequent posh markets in places like Ludlow not The Bridges.

 

[Duracel Funny]

I was shit at chatting birds up and at poetry, but reading some of Tunstall Birdmans efforts inspired me!

 

[dcl0sc]

@Dave Herbal told me to switch on the george forman for a minute before cleaning it. game changing moment for me. Will never forget this gem.

When someone at a previous employer (who’s a reet clever shit) started telling me something I already knew about a project. I just said “f***ing THOR yer clownshoe”. The fucker was immediately hamstrung and just walked away!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Becoming best friends with @hank williams and getting Boro season tickets sat next to each other.

 

[Nipple Salad]

I’ve learned many things from @alexander

Another notch on the bedpost, the blokes a machine

 

[Steesafc]

It taught me that if someone in your street buys an Abarth then you indeed do have a problem.

 

[PhilSAFC]

I’ve learned many things from @alexander, the bloke is the fountain of all deviant and duck feeding knowledge, for this I will always be in his debt.

Sorry like but I can’t get on a bus anymore without wanting to crack one out, I fully blame @alexander for this.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Sorry like but I can’t get on a bus anymore without wanting to crack one out, I fully blame @alexander for this.

When the unfortunate day comes along and @alexander has wanked his last wank this legacy will continue strong.

 

[Fred Basset]

Put some water and washing-up liquid in a dirty frying pan/pot, put it on the hob for a few minutes til the water starts to boil, empty water and wash it piece of piss. Much easier than scouring the twat for 20 minutes.

That's genius.

 

[Nipple Salad]

That's genius.

Not if you get called away while your sister wanders in to make a bacon sandwich

 

[bigmarlon]

That's genius.

Works wonders on them Griddle pans that are a bastard to clean. The grease just falls off man.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Also, recently been taught on here that this is the only way to make a sandwich

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[dangermows]

Also, recently been taught on here that this is the only way to make a sandwich

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Tremendous that

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Tremendous that

Yes, @AB22 Easy Tiger was kind enough to share the original thread with me... hilarious