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brir said:
Graham Gooch's first Test Match score is in his name
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You could fit every ball bowled to England in their first innings against NZ today into a tweet (that includes the commas)...

0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1,0,0,1,0,1,0,0,1,0,W,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,W,1,0,4,0,0,0,0,1,4,0,W,0,0,0,0,0,2,0,0,W,0,0,0,0,W,0,0,0,0,W,0,2,1,0,0,0,2,0,0,W,0,0,0,W,0,0,0,0,0,4,0,0,0,0,0,W,0,0,0,4,2,2,0,4,0,1,0,0,0,4,1,0,6,1,0,0,0,0,4,0,2,0,0,0,0,W
 
Stevie Freestein II said:
I didn't know that mate.

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What happened their then? The scoucers pinch it for scrap?

Carteron said:
that you can't be offside from a goal kick :eek:
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Or a throw in. Or in your own half. I thought everyone knew that like!

Some Random Guy said:
My Mrs just got the coil fitted. They told her how deep her fanny is.

I now know exactly how much wasted space there is in my lass's vagina.
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When she’s not with me aye
 
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Paddy O'Dors said:
You could fit every ball bowled to England in their first innings against NZ today into a tweet (that includes the commas)...

0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1,0,0,1,0,1,0,0,1,0,W,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,W,1,0,4,0,0,0,0,1,4,0,W,0,0,0,0,0,2,0,0,W,0,0,0,0,W,0,0,0,0,W,0,2,1,0,0,0,2,0,0,W,0,0,0,W,0,0,0,0,0,4,0,0,0,0,0,W,0,0,0,4,2,2,0,4,0,1,0,0,0,4,1,0,6,1,0,0,0,0,4,0,2,0,0,0,0,W
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You could do it shorter if you scored it properlyish...
....1......1 etc. I'm not doing the whole f***ing thing. They didn't put the effort in, why should I?
 
SeahamMackem said:
Hitler had his own physician, who most German physicians believed was a quack.
He was on a cocktail of drugs, which shouldn’t have been taken together and was particularly addicted to opioids.
There’s footage of him in the final months of the war visibly shaking and unwell.
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Having a bomb explode near him didn’t help either.
 
Dave Herbal said:
The Pink Floyd album ‘Piper at the gates of dawn’ isn’t named after some mystical far out hippy shit, but is, in fact, a chapter from Wind in the willows, where the woodland chums bump into Pan.

Incidentally, Kenneth Grahame wrote the book for his son, Alastair, who later ended his life by putting his head on a railway line, aged 19.
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And there's no such thing as the Dark Side Of The Moon.
 
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