Things that irritate you more than they should
- Thread starter Cockney Mackem
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If you've never had a crash you aren't trying hard enough.That's why monkey's don't drive cars
bernardbresslaw
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Bog seats that won't stay up when you're having a piss. You've got to straddle the bog unless you want to risk pissing all over the seat.
willowbankbear
Midfield
Piers morgan
Tommasi
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My lass (no) does this everytime. it does my f***ing head in. She still can't get her head round what lane to be in too at roundabouts and quite often goes in the right for when she's going straight over and then inevitably cuts people off.
People who take photos of a powerpoint presentation on their phones
My upstairs bog seat isn’t soft closing, my downstairs one is. My upstairs bog seat isn’t trying hard enough.
When the document you're editing has been set to US English and çvnt Microsoft has made it impossible to change it to proper English, and the stupid çvnt computer is "correcting" organise to organize, honour to honor and other signs of a degenerate civilisation heading down the toilet
When people can’t write cunt properly on here
They’re all pay at the pump now aren’t they?
LondonBlackCat
Winger
People who repeatedly knock into me on the train with their backpacks because they couldn't possibly think about removing them and putting them on the overhead shelves.
First group of people up against the wall when the revolution comes IMO.
First group of people up against the wall when the revolution comes IMO.
no aim no luck
Midfield
Don’t know if it’s been said or not because I’m not reading 40 pages to check but people who when they open a new carton of milk only pull the tab/seal thing half way off.
a1970man
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I've been following this thread for a while and thought I must be quite easy going as I don't let things wind me up ... until I found that I too apparently have an Achilles heal.
People who pick up stuff in supermarkets walk off for 5 minutes, decide they don't want it and just dump the item in a random place.
I found 2 loafs of bread stuffed into the shampoo self in Lidl the other day. I mean who pick up bread, because they need bread and then
5 minutes later decide, as they pass the shampoo, that they need this more and need to get rid of the original item.
I think its the mentality that "someone else will clean up after me" that gets to me.
People who pick up stuff in supermarkets walk off for 5 minutes, decide they don't want it and just dump the item in a random place.
I found 2 loafs of bread stuffed into the shampoo self in Lidl the other day. I mean who pick up bread, because they need bread and then
5 minutes later decide, as they pass the shampoo, that they need this more and need to get rid of the original item.
I think its the mentality that "someone else will clean up after me" that gets to me.
MackneyHackem
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Lasses who use my knee as a table for their hand bags when I'm on the tube.
no aim no luck
Midfield
Don’t know if it’s been said or not because I’m not reading 40 pages to check but people who when they open a new carton of milk only pull the tab/seal half way off
What?? If someone did that to me I would immediately stand up as if I’m getting ready to get off at the next stop, ensuring that her f***ing handbag went down spilling its contents everywhere
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