Things that irritate you more than they should

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Cockney Mackem, Mar 4, 2018.

  1. ... when people manually turn the sound on the TV down to zero instead of just pressing the fucking mute button
  2. jacko100

    jacko100 Winger

    Toilet/kitchen roll that doesn’t tear off in clean sheets but instead tears down to near the bottom and brings the bottom inch of the next sheet with it.
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  3. Horatio Pugwash

    Horatio Pugwash Striker

    now you mention it
  4. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

  5. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Freaks who put the milk into a cuppa tea before the water
  6. Horatio Pugwash

    Horatio Pugwash Striker

    Can you tell the difference?
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  7. Geronimo

    Geronimo Striker


    Fuckas who drive them mobility scooters on the main road.
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2018
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  8. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

    The lads getting beat

    Still gets to me more than it should
  9. Freaks the lot of yas :lol:. The mrs goes off it if I turn the tv volume up to an uneven number, same with the heating.
  10. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    People who use a microwave and leave a few seconds on the digital clock. I'd have everyone birched.
  11. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    But then you get the annoying mute icon on the screen.
  12. Tadger

    Tadger Striker

    Aye our lass does the same for the volume.

    The heating isn’t an issue. I won that battle early doors.
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  13. Horatio Pugwash

    Horatio Pugwash Striker

    My flatmate rang me at work to ask what I'd "done to the microwave" because I'd left a few seconds on it once. Daft fcker thought it was bust
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  14. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Ere man tea experts like me can even tell which direction its been stirred
  15. Horatio Pugwash

    Horatio Pugwash Striker


    There's a lad at work goes on and on about being a coffee expert. Everthing has to be done in a certain order. I've done everything arse about face and rimmed the cup and could he fck tell the difference.
  16. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Good point and unwanted screen icons normally drive me round the bend but its a trade off I'm willing to make for instant silence
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  17. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Bet you leave the red button on the screen ya utter wrang un.
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  18. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Coffee is for poofters though, he probably loves the taste of arse ;)
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  19. Le Chuck

    Le Chuck Striker

    :lol: and i thought it was just mine that was a bit wierd for doing this
  20. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Aw god no. I'm fuming now just thinking about it popping up
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