Things people do that get on your nerves

[tunstall birdman]

You need a shag mate. Get rid of that pent up tension.

 

[mysticmackem]

You need a shag mate. Get rid of that pent up tension.

.........and it needs to be a fat lass, to help her with the exercise bit

 

[Marty Moose]

People laughing/cackling loudly in restaurants.

There's one in the boozer now. Firing off like a machine gun every thirty seconds. 90% of it is laughing at his own tedious crack anarl because nee fucker else is.

 

[Simoneinzaghi]

People who go on message boards asking about things that get on your nerves

 

[MSC]

There's one in the boozer now. Firing off like a machine gun every thirty seconds. 90% of it is laughing at his own tedious crack anarl because nee fucker else is.

 

[tunstall birdman]

.........and it needs to be a fat lass, to help her with the exercise bit

 

[Hyltonian]

People getting served at a shop checkout, but still must answer their phone. Fair enough it could be really important but more likely just a routine call from a friend, who they could easily call back in a few minutes.

Parents who ask their young kids what food they'd like in the supermarket, then several minutes later they're still there. "Now you don't really like that do you....how about we have....or maybe...." To this day I honestly cant recall my mam ever asking what food I'd like for tea.

Parents who sit their child inside the supermarket trolley. Saw one in Sainsbury yesterday, cant have been far short of 8 years old

On the subject of supermarkets. People who eat stuff walking around the store before they've paid for it. Dunno why but think it’s cheeky as fuck

 

[jackynutmeg]

Noisy eaters....knocks me f***ing sick.

 

[Marty Moose]

Noisy eaters....knocks me f***ing sick.

Nowt worse than an open mouthed chewer like. Absolutely rank.

 

[seahamstar]

Nothing .
Life's too short .

 

[Tex]

You must hate youself for that

Not sure whether to credit that as a tap-in or an own goal!

The current trend of deliberately hanging back from the car in front so you go through the traffic lights as they turn red, presumably to get some sort of sad little thrill from impeding the driver/s behind you.

You reckon this is deliberate or it’s just that they’re problies checking their messages (or online banking!) while the light is red?

 

[S.S.R..]

Not sure whether to credit that as a tap-in or an own goal!

You reckon this is deliberate or it’s just that they’re problies checking their messages (or online banking!) while the light is red?

No, It's dragging their heels when it's green, then bursting through at the last second as it goes red.

 

[Tex]

No, It's dragging their heels when it's green, then bursting through at the last second as it goes red.

Havn’t noticed this here but seems like a real twats’ trick and yet another data point in the theory of society inching it’s way to having an ever-increasing proportion of selfish arseholes.

 

[gasman]

The annoying bastards, usually women, I get stuck behind at tills that spend about 5 minutes searching for their bank cards when they’re asked for payment. It’s almost as if they’re surprised that they’ve been asked to pay. Really boils my piss

 

[cornish mackem]

Waiters and resses that try to top mine and my wifes wine up. Fuck off.

She’s trying to get you a shag man

 

[bobster999]

people who take photos of their food

 

[cornish mackem]

Noisy eaters....knocks me f***ing sick.

I’m surprised it’s took 3 pages to get this. This is my absolute fury generator, pips smoking by a hairs width

 

[Deleted member 44493]

Attention seekers...sad sad people

 

[JL1985]

Havn’t noticed this here but seems like a real twats’ trick and yet another data point in the theory of society inching it’s way to having an ever-increasing proportion of selfish arseholes.

I sometimes do it if the person behind is being a prick and driving right up my arse.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

She’s trying to get you a shag man

I have to admit that didn't occur to me.