Things dogs do better than people

[monkeytassle]

This isn't Google though, its a forum

Ah right. Am I limited to just Google for answers? Never asked a mate à question ? Or do you say hang on a sec let me check Google mid conversation?

 

[Pink Panther]

Wag their tail in public.

 

[Rob the Ref]

Catching
Running, you see dogs of all ages and fatness levels running about on the beach like kids whereas the equivalent humans would be having cardiacs
Sbd’s

 

[johnna]

Ah right. Am I limited to just Google for answers? Never asked a mate à question ? Or do you say hang on a sec let me check Google mid conversation?

irrelevant , we are on about this crap post , nothing else

 

[JL1985]

My dog is far better than me at eating the extension cable.

 

[dangermows]

Drive taxis.

 

[look out piano]

You try sticking your noses up a fit lasses bum saying you were only saying hello, it’s not easy...

Aye I had a dog sniffing my crotch aggressively the other day, I just shooed him away and he went to try it on with another guest.

irrelevant , we are on about this crap post , nothing else

I get it, your dog is better checking Google than you - aye ?

 

[Sandboy]

Swimming?
Never seen a dog do 200mtr breast stroke as fast as Peaty mind, even if it’s chasing a tennisey or stick

Peaty doesn't do the 200

 

[look out piano]

Drive taxis.

 

[cornish mackem]

Peaty doesn't do the 200

I bet he can though and hods faster than a Labrador

 

[monkeytassle]

irrelevant , we are on about this crap post , nothing else

Nope. You're always saying the same old boring shite. Makes me wonder why you bothercoming on tbh. You add absolutely zero. f***ing weirdo

 

[Fred Secrets]

Nope. You're always saying the same old boring shite. Makes me wonder why you bothercoming on tbh. You add absolutely zero. f***ing weirdo

Reported for budgieing bullying.

 

[johnna]

Nope. You're always saying the same old boring shite. Makes me wonder why you bothercoming on tbh. You add absolutely zero. f***ing weirdo

amongst all the crap like this post, some normal,sensible ones exist mate + i do what i want tbh

 

[monkeytassle]

amongst all the crap like this post, some normal,sensible ones exist mate + i do what i want tbh

So do other people you f***ing cretin

 

[johnna]

So do other people you f***ing cretin

calm ya sell doon man you enjoy daft childish posts i dont , simple, btw, you and i are more similar than i thought tbh , during my ban i read your post about homosexuals, very similar opinions to mine, so, i apologise for all the things i have called you in the past, it wont happen again mate, "kindred spirits" after all , have a great night buddy

 

[Hot Since 82]

Hearing anyone creeping about outside the house.

 

[Sandboy]

I bet he can though and hods faster than a Labrador

He'd be miles ahead at 100 but would fade massively leaving the door open for Fido

 

[Northern_chappy]

Piss in the street without needing to hide.
Thats all I got.

 

[monkeytassle]

calm ya sell doon man you enjoy daft childish posts i dont , simple, btw, you and i are more similar than i thought tbh , during my ban i read your post about homosexuals, very similar opinions to mine, so, i apologise for all the things i have called you in the past, it wont happen again mate, "kindred spirits" after all , have a great night buddy

Yeah we're not similar.

 

[makumstu]

Another 1 I wish I could do

You wish you could lick a dogs knackers...f***ing weird you!