Things dogs do better than people

[Dennis]

1. Swim. Unless the dog is scared of the water, they'll swim no bother. No lessons like us
2. Crimp off a poo. No wiping needed. Wish I had this skill
3. Clean mouth, they don't brush their teeth yet their breath doesn't hum
4. They don't judge people. Even if that person is a Tory

What else

 

[Cow]

Lick their knackers

 

[ilovehorswill]

Lick their arseholes

(Puts #2 in doubt)

 

[Dennis]

Lick their knackers

Another 1 I wish I could do

 

[Deleted member 40035]

5. Fall asleep really quickly.

 

[Slippery Jim]

Humping random strangers' legs.

People find it really funny when a dog does it but the last time I tried it in The Bridges I got a very different reaction.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

Try and hump the mother in law's foot on xmas day

Humping random strangers' legs.

People find it really funny when a dog does it but the last time I tried it in The Bridges I got a very different reaction.

Are you our dog?!

Or my
M in L?!

 

[Deleted member 361]

faster than us

 

[Fred Secrets]

1. Swim. Unless the dog is scared of the water, they'll swim no bother. No lessons like us
2. Crimp off a poo. No wiping needed. Wish I had this skill
3. Clean mouth, they don't brush their teeth yet their breath doesn't hum
4. They don't judge people. Even if that person is a Tory

What else

Are you telling me that you've never heard the term "dog breath"?

 

[Mainze]

Shit on people’s gardens.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Be happy. whatever the circumstances they are happy so long as someone is with them for them to sit beside or on.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

Bark

 

[johnna]

Get on with life without having to ask on a forum about every single thing they do

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Get on with life without having to ask on a forum about every single thing they do

Get on with life without having to comment on a forum about other people asking about every single thing they do

 

[monkeytassle]

Get on with life without having to ask on a forum about every single thing they do

You still struggle with this basic thing don't you? Do you Google questions about your budgerigar?

 

[Lukas73]

You try sticking your noses up a fit lasses bum saying you were only saying hello, it’s not easy...

 

[safcpelaw]

Dragging your arse along the carpet

 

[Fletch]

Don’t judge according to wealth

 

[greggssausageroll]

Lick their arseholes

(Puts #2 in doubt)

Think it puts #3 on shaky ground too

 

[Henry_Hill]

Lick their arseholes

(Puts #2 in doubt)

And number 3 isnt true